The claim that there is a Qi Gong master in Melbourne who can throw chi around a room.
I’ve always tied down chi to contact with certain pressure points in the body and the same principle as the “laying on of hands” used by people like the Knights of Charlemange i.e. you actually have to be in physical contact with the being in question
You are, and will always be, a silly loltard.
Too true, Signor Flamingo.
And you would make excellent mulch for my mugwort patch, you inarticulate wanker.
Awwww don’t cwy, you’re still a funny little loltard.
Why don’t you come down to Brisbane and say it to my palsied rage filled face so I can snack on your nose?
Because I’m not interested in trying to portray myself as a tough guy on the internet to compensate for my intellectual shortcomings, lack of mental and physical discipline, emotional problems, social mishaps and general failure as a human being, nor do I wish to endanger my livelihood, academic future, or social life due to the inevitable legal troubles resulting from the 30 seconds or less of beautiful, simple retard-beating that I would enjoy.
You silly loltard.
Well, how about we leave it thus:
I have several medical conditions. Your use of the word “loltard” betrays your ignorance of them and your generally being a prick.
I’m not trying to be a tough guy. I know I can defend myself to a reasonable degree and am prepared to do whatever it takes because people who harm disabled people deserve a permanent injury themselves. I have used everything from my bare hands to a spoon against opponents and could easily, say, choke somebody unconscious, dance the Indian Shuffle on their head in my Blundstones and walk away with a clear conscience.
All your taunts prove is that you’re a childish bullying cowardly cunt.
Bad loltard, bad! Go back to your original crap thread so you don’t shit this one up.
So I’ll assume you couldn’t, to quote Chopper Read, fight your way out of a poofter’s teaparty and leave it that, you genetically shortchanged semi-literate troll.
All your taunts prove is that you’re a childish bullying cowardly cunt.
El oh el at you insulting anybody’s genetic fitness, you Darwinian nightmare. And I’ve never, ever claimed I’m some great fighter (remember, I’m not the one pretending to be a tough guy on the internet). You silly loltard.
What subspecies?
MY PROBLEMS AREN’T GENETIC FUCKWIT!
YOUR MEDIOCRITY IS!
SAW YOUR BALLS OF WITH A STEAK KNIFE!
People who live past prematurity and display high functioning are not Darwinian nightmares, they’re more resilient than average or otherwise wouldn’t have lived.
God, and to think you’re allowed to vote and own a gun and raise a family.
Fuck me drunk, as some say around here.
Irish
This isn’t a thread for what you feel is bullshido. It is the most bullshidoesque training you’ve ever done.
Don’t shit up this decent thread. Keep it up and I’ll see if I can’t get you another temp ban.
I prefer Columbian River myself, but it’s endangered now.
We should start a pool on how long until you do something to get banned again. $2 on less than 72 hrs.
Edit- As I typed that, he is threatened with another ban. Perhaps 72 hrs was too long.
Nobody will ever, ever fuck you, drunk or not. Never forget this.
Oh, and I think I touched a nerve there. Perhaps you should deal with your own perception of your genetic inferiority before you start attacking other people. You silly loltard.
I don’t think quoting the highly amusing uberpsychopathic Chopper Read is grounds for a ban.
In fact, Chopper ought to join Bullshido.