Crrosss fyard

frwb/. 9fk, i lost, but thTA BEUDE NTE POUTNE. CROSS GUARD IS AQESIM,E.ENTHATISNALL// GUCKYINGBPUPLR EBLEYS UYL[ YHW Esss

Doesn’t this belong in homeland security?

Maybe after it gets all legible like.

You can’t read drunkenese?

rspos gvauyrd mtw/ ifx tuckcijhgt awesome godda,met/

Dude. That’s not a nice thing to say about his mom!

CROSS GYUARD
GOAFDAMN

You didn’t say that last time. Your drunkenese translated to something about the girth of his momma.

Don’t mix your drunkenese with marijuanic.

im not fucking hguigth. who rhg fcik sai dim in ,ove,?m wtyf is tghart ashiur? buitch ill; kill ti\ui

Where’s da ruby?

I dunno, I thought you had it!

I thought you had it!

I was busy fighting the dragon!

What do you think I was doing? What do you think this is, dragon piss?

I oughtta kill YOU!

cloxe enoiggt’

to what?

buyt ahj. kat and ashly are coopl/. me. im wasted. fuck tgart sghut. sl;eep.

rop wtf i was sayiong mtfh gfcujker

duck.,.YFVU7YIDTSS75K

Thread is worthless without pictures of you head in toiltet. G’nite sweetheart.

o wil stickl a fork in your motherfcuking heart faggiot

gosh. nothing positive to say?

:occasion1

So either os is really drunk

or he broke his hands