Cracky it's GONG SAU time, baby.

Alright doll face. The ticket is one it’s way, my Vias has $600 less in the account, but it’s going to be worth it to make you suck some of my throat lube down when I tool you, tardfuck. I’m going to be there Friday at around 1:30pm PST. I can either take a cab or you can come and pick me up. Whatever works for me. You have already said that you’re up for the challenge, so here I come. Don’t chickenshit your way out of this like you did with the head.toilet.now debacle.

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL GONG SAU CHALLENGE TO CRACKY MCSLUGHOOT AKA I CHOKE ON DICK

And after I horseram you I’m going to take your sister out on a nice date. Don’t worry, she’ll shower before she gets back home.

Here’s a screencap of my plane ticket purchase so you can go stretch your scrawny white legs in preparation and go cumdumster yourself for the necessary protein and practice for what I’m about to unleash onto you, hippy.

NOW PUT UP OR GO MAKE ME SOME MAPLE SYRUP PANCAKES!

Phone trick eh? And what Miya video were you looking at?
Pancakes are great, I like mine with blueberries in them. Waffles are also great so collect more sugary goodness. Think Super Troopers.

$635 to fight someone who says annoying things on the Internet? You must have a better job than I do.

This is pure excellence. May the best troll win.

Ok, enough about this bullshit. Two threads is enough; keep it confined to the existing ones.

Two fighters enter the ring, one couple leaves.

I’m considering “If I Were Gay” for the soundtrack…

You, of course, KNOW you asked for this…“IF” you were gay? Wishful thinking on your part isnt it?SIRC for the WIN!!!Kiai!!!