Does anyone know anything about Ambo Jitsu? I only know two people who do it. Father/son team. The father said it’s the ultimate evolution in martial arts but it looks pretty ridiculous to me. Weird shiny armor, fight with these long padded electronic sticks while blinded.
[QUOTE=ccwscott;2725097]Does anyone know anything about Ambo Jitsu? I only know two people who do it. Father/son team. The father said it’s the ultimate evolution in martial arts but it looks pretty ridiculous to me. Weird shiny armor, fight with these long padded electronic sticks while blinded.[/QUOTE]
You’re a fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=Bodhi108;2725099]You’re a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]
WOOT!! New t-shirt!
I hear we have to wait till the 24th Century for Martial Arts to evolve into it
If there is two people that are doing it, can we just say it’s sweeping the nation?
[QUOTE=ccwscott;2725097]Does anyone know anything about Ambo Jitsu? I only know two people who do it. Father/son team. The father said it’s the ultimate evolution in martial arts but it looks pretty ridiculous to me. Weird shiny armor, fight with these long padded electronic sticks while blinded.[/QUOTE]
Never heard of it before, but it sounds awesome.
Weird shiny armor and electric sticks.
They ought to send you to Rikers Island!
Star Trek nerd fail…
[QUOTE=It is Fake;2725126]
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Star Trek nerd fail…[/QUOTE]
LOLZ :aintthatsomeshit:
If this is shit Security Officer Warf uses, run like hell. That guy gets moked in almost every episode!
[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;2725143]That guy gets moked in almost every episode! [/QUOTE]
Such is the way of Mok’bara.
[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;2725143]If this is shit Security Officer Warf uses, run like hell. That guy gets moked in almost every episode!
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Michael Dorn mentioned that … I think it was during an appearance on Saturday Night Live … that because Worf was supposed to be a bad-ass, beating him up established a character as also being a bad-ass. Unfortunately, it happened so often that Dorn said it should have gone like this:
Picard: “And this is our security officer, Lt. Worf. Would you like to fight him?”
Worf: “Shall I lose, sir?”
Picard: “Yes, badly.”
Thank god I’m not a nerd. I mean, I can’t operate anything more complicated than a toaster oven but at least I don’t have to watch shitty Star Trek.
Star Trek nerd fail…
Oh… So it’s not real? I’ll admit I’m disappointed, but I guess it opens the door for me to found a new style based around fighting with stun batons while wearing body armor.
[QUOTE=Holy Moment;2725406]Oh… So it’s not real? I’ll admit I’m disappointed, but I guess it opens the door for me to found a new style based around fighting with stun batons while wearing body armor.[/QUOTE]
It had to start somwhere.
If you are the future founder of this art, I’ve got to give you a high five. Anything which roughs up that obnoxious little twerp Wesley Crusher is allright with me!
[QUOTE=Tom .C;2725108]If there is two people that are doing it, can we just say it’s sweeping the nation?[/QUOTE]
If they are janitors, then yes.
First Officers kick ass.