So I’ve been wanting to make some screened shirts for myself and possibly others as one of my friend’s mother has ties with a shirt maker and so I can make them for cheeaaaaaapppp. Anyhow, I wanted them to be mostly comic book-themed and this is what I have so far:
“Flame on, bitches”
“The strongest men in the universe wear their underwear outside their pants”
“Hulk not a SISSY! HULK STRAIGHT!”
“Bamf!”
“Listen to my knuckles go snikt!”
“Bullets are for a%$holes”
“Wanna do a team up?” or “Wanna do a crossover with me?”
“My weakness is yellow”
“Fastest man on Earth”
“It’s motherf$^%ing clobbering time”
“Thwip, homie.”
“Luke Cage is my homeboy”
“Magneto Was Right”
“I am Iron Man. And I’m wasted!”
“The Red Falcon mows my lawn.”
“POW!” “KAPOW!” “BAM!” “ZING!”
And also, just for shits and giggles, I’d like to have a shirt that says, “I’d fight for hippie chicks.”
A guy I know has something really similar. It’s kinda small on the front but it has a cowbell and “needs more cowbell” either under or over it, I forget.
Not that it’s really relevent, but I feel like it’s a good place to nerd on and say that some friends and I went to the mall and all bought different dc super hero shirts from the same series and then wore them around the rest of the day. Of course everyone wanted batman and nobody wanted to be superman. I got the flash despite never reading a single flash comic, but at least it wasn’t superman. That was an awesome day. We got so many strange looks…
I really want a shirt with a giant picture of the back of my head on the front, and a huge picture of my face on the back. Don’t ask me why, it would just be cool.
I would also like a tshirt that has a picture of the yellow teletubby on the front, and on the back it says “str8 gangsta”.
I’ve always wanted a t-shirt with a George Carlin quote on it. It’d be black and it’d have on one of the sides “Stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police!” or one of his most famous quotes “EVERYONE IS FULL OF SHIT”
Perhaps something else I’ve always wanted on a T-shirt “I broke the arm of a Good Charlote member, and all I got was the badass T-shirt”