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Pfft, Billy Goat’s Gruff, the children’s tale.

So that’s what it’s called.

Compulsory reading for children of the 80s.

One for your side.

I’ll get back to work.

And here I thought I was being just terribly clever.

I told you, she prefers the ones with veins.

JP - Awww, don’t be like that. It was kinda funny to me as I thought you said ‘time-travel with a goat’ as opposed to ‘next time, travel with a goat’.

This was what came up on Google Images when I searched for time travel with a goat. It was 8th from the first image or something.

I can sympathize with that. I generally do too. Well, heartbeats more than veins, but where there’s one…

Is this this thread is now about goats?

If so, someone PM Papa Sochin.

It could be about trolls instead:

It will be about goats and cake (I’m baking a madeira cake right now, more madeira than cake but who’s checking?).

indeed

Oh I am all over this shit:

God I hope Alex wasn’t expecting anything more constructive to come out of this thread.

Its a subtle message to Alex that he needs to take up the accordion and feed cake to the goat/troll girl to subdue her whereby she allows her friend to hook up with Alex for good times and a week off LLL until the next drama.

Alex, what the fuck has happened to you lately?

This song is for you.

YouTube - My Mind - A pockets original

YouTube - Stephen Lynch - “She Gotta Smile”

That guy is cooler than anyone on this forum.

Aren’t you 5 foot tall and 125lbs?

5’10 and 160… still nowhere as big as you though eh fatass

That’s pretty big for a sheep fucker, eh?

Why all the hating boys?