Chuck Norris: REAL Texas Ranger

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Found on numerous sites, I picked one in the UK…deal with it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1335348/Martial-arts-action-hero-Chuck-Norris-honoured-real-Texas-Ranger-title.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Tejas Governor Rick Perry, obviously in an attempt to lure THE CHUCK away from his buddy and Perennial Presidential Candidate “Slappin’ Bass” Mike Huckabee
YouTube - Mike Huckabee Ad: “Chuck Norris Approved”
has bestowed upon the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived the title of Texas Ranger.
Granted, Norris’ brother was given the title as well…likely to sooth the ire of THE CHUCK, but it lessens the honor not one iota.

I expect a 1000% drop in crime, globally, now that THE CHUCK is LEGALLY allowed to kick ass and take names.

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Why does Chuck need to take names? The ass kicking will change the name of the kickee permanently to Chuck Norris’ Bitch.

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I’d rather watch Chuck Norris: Texas Ranger than Stephen Seagal: Lawman. Come on, media conglomerate, get to it.

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True but that is comparing apples and oranges…Texas Ranger is a action/drama series. Lawman is a comedy/tragedy.

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[QUOTE=Permalost;2476487]I’d rather watch Chuck Norris: Texas Ranger than Stephen Seagal: Lawman. Come on, media conglomerate, get to it.[/QUOTE]

At least there is some type of plot to Texas Ranger. I think there could be some solid drinking games to play during Lawman though.