Choked out a b1tch in t3h STR33T!!!

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I got banned with the note: “You’re young go chase some tail” which I did, banged some grade A drippin wet young white pussy, which was a nice change of pace as opposed to the usual Sub Sahara African circumcised pussy of my girlfriend.

ANYWAY… Along this journey I was out in t3h str33t with my new found crew from Angola. Some nerds started flashing their weed for the purpose of being an attention whore. This caught the interest of my crew. They asked the leader of the nerds if he could check the weed out and such. The guy was being a prick though and a rapid hostile escalation took place. My crew counted 4 men including myself, while the nerd leader was there with a group of about 10 people. He even felt cocky about it and said “look around” meaning he outnumbered us so great we couldn’t stand a chance.

Police patrol drove by so we casually walked around the block. Then we were in the same situation when we got back. He started talking big to my crew about what a gangster he is and such despite his “innocent” (nerdish) appearance.

Anyway the nerd started shoving the smallest and youngest of my buddies aggressively and apparantly getting ready to strike, so I sneaked up from behind and put a rear choke on him. He was totally helpless didn’t even try to turn and body tackly while I slipped the choke on. His friends didn’t do jack shit, the didn’t even advance on me. While I was choking him out my buddy took the weed from his pockets and we left. To my surprise when I released the choke the guy fell down on his ass and layed down all flat and confused.

I was like ZOMFG!!! Omega was right, choking works really really really really really really good on bitches

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What in the name of the King?

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It was in the name of Bas Rutten

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this thread fails to deliver

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That’s a bit of an understatement.

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were you expecting this to be about choking out an actual bitch?

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Trollshido & ban plz.

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don’t hate me cuz u aint deadly like me

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You’re so creative it’s painful.

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No hate for moronic thugs. Only pity my friend, only pity.

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not as creative as vladimir vasiliev

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I hate you because you’re terribly unoriginal and lack any sense of humor.

Oh, and you suck.

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that’s quite an e rrant right there

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please remove yourself from the gene pool. May I suggest death by OD? That way at least you’ll be able to use up the last of the crack that you take before making posts.

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I’d say he’s so painful it’s creative

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What does this have to do with the rest of the thread. Also, if your girl is circumcised, how do you go down on her?

ANYWAY… Along this journey I was out in t3h str33t with my new found crew from Angola. Some nerds started flashing their weed for the purpose of being an attention whore. This caught the interest of my crew. They asked the leader of the nerds if he could check the weed out and such. The guy was being a prick though and a rapid hostile escalation took place. My crew counted 4 men including myself, while the nerd leader was there with a group of about 10 people. He even felt cocky about it and said “look around” meaning he outnumbered us so great we couldn’t stand a chance.

Oooooh, so you felt the orgy coming on and got all excited. 4 on 10, yeah baby!

Police patrol drove by so we casually walked around the block. Then we were in the same situation when we got back. He started talking big to my crew about what a gangster he is and such despite his “innocent” (nerdish) appearance.

So you like them young and innocent. Whatever, man, as long as you don’t get caught and go to jail for fucking minors, it’s all good. Remember, it’s not a crime unless they catch you.

Anyway the nerd started shoving the smallest and youngest of my buddies aggressively and apparantly getting ready to strike, so I sneaked up from behind and put a rear choke on him. He was totally helpless didn’t even try to turn and body tackly while I slipped the choke on. His friends didn’t do jack shit, the didn’t even advance on me. While I was choking him out my buddy took the weed from his pockets and we left. To my surprise when I released the choke the guy fell down on his ass and layed down all flat and confused.

Him? He? Motherfucker, I thought this nerd was a chick.

Wait, so this thread isn’t another one about erotic asphyxiation? What waste of my motherfucking time.

You sicken me, get a motherfucking life.

I was like ZOMFG!!! Omega was right, choking works really really really really really really good on bitches

Silence, fool. You are not worthy to speak his name.

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I was gonna explain you the pussy science, but since ur being such a prick all i’m giving u is this http://sexuality.about.com/od/oralsex/ht/fellatio.htm

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Dude, no. The other guys in the thread are being pricks. I honestly want to know more about your situation.

You know what, man, fuck you. I come up in here all nice and shit bearing gifts and gold and myrhh and frankinsence and you spit in my face you piece of shit you deserve to die a painful death I hope the lions of Judah feast on your carcass and every record of your existence is erased so the world will never know you ever were.

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Man, why’d we have to bring the Jews into this?

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you deserve to get ur throat slit and be esophagus-fukced on national television