Challenge Matches of Disaster


At the weigh-in nobody guessed the outcome


[SIZE=4]Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gayly they played each summer’s day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horse’s head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy As his young playmate said

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there’s room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don’t be crying
I can go just as fast with two … [/SIZE]

-is it just me or is that song full of romo-erotic references?


Either you pick it or I will

Did you not see the other threads that are exactly like this or am I missing the gimmick of your post?

I am also failing to see the distinction between this and other similar threads.

standing by with ‘fail’ jpegs

No, failure looks like this

Those other threads aren’t like this one, this one is about challenge matches of disaster.

Did Mr. Miyagi have a challenge match with Daniel-san? If not, your second picture doesn’t fit your own theme.

Even the third pic makes a spurious connection at best. In fact, any of the pics you used could easily be in “Captions of Disaster”.

I vote for fail. Better luck in the future.

I challenge the OP to a Street Grappling match. Meet me in the Dairy Queen parking-lot in ten minutes and bring your own g-string.

don’t forget to bring some :ky:

Huge, is your username because of your fucking ego or something?

Challenge matches are prone to disaster do you not agree?

Holy Moment, I don’t do fighting in car parks it’s for gays.

Osiris, if you read this, a quick question: why did you take your shirt off in that carpark incident?

Because Springer was clearly working himself up for violence. I wore the shirt draped around my neck in anticipation of that and removed it when it was time to fight so as not to become entangled.

didnt Miyagi die?

You’re thinking of Apollo Creed.

No, why do you ask? FWIW, I don’t think your username stems from you being especially observant.

P.S.- your thread still fails.

Try to Imagine Mr.Miyagi without a beard… Frikkin impossible.

I figured I would try to find a pic of Pat Morita without a beard and couldn’t find one in the 30 seconds I looked for it. I did find the best Pat Morita pic ever:

Thanks for the response Osiris. Cool that you thought it through beforehand. Classic RBSD taking deliberate actions to prepare for the possibility of combat. Then again it defies the self protection mantra of avoidance, escape, defend blah blah.

So when you observed the mantis guy make his move on the thai shorts lady did you take your shirt off before attempting the wushu? Or had you already taken it off?

Just asking, I’d understand if you didn’t want to answer

So when you observed the mantis guy make his move on the thai shorts lady did you take your shirt off before attempting the wushu? Or had you already taken it off?

I took it off when he grabbed her. Its in the vid. Is there a point here?

No pint just curious. Sounds a bit reckless hesitating to go to a damsels aid just to adjust your attire. If you’d been truly prepared would you have been wearing a bulletproof jacket of something? Mind you no one would take a gun to an internet challenge match anyway so I guess the jacket was a bit much to ask.

If you don’t mind me asking, what was going through your mind when you where flying though the air at the bald dude?

Mind you no one would take a gun to an internet challenge match anyway so I guess the jacket was a bit much to ask.

And here we go…

I meant my comments in all seriousness, it’s not like the bald dude had a gun is it? Sorry if he did my bad :-/