CATCHPHRASE CATCHPHRASE Turn Down Women(Help Please!)

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Okay this is proabably the only serious post I’ll ever make so I’ll be thankful for any advice. So how do I turn down women? I ask because women are always pestering me and I don’t like it one bit. I don’t understand theres nothing special about me even if they think I’m handsome there are lots of men who are handsome go bother them.
Why would a girl who every guy she passes looks at her try to hit on me it makes no sense.

So this girl asked me out and I told her no. She then asked me why. I just studdered and made up some excuse.
She’s very cute and theres nothing wrong with her so I don’t understand why she would care if I said no. Guys also try to hit on me because they think I’m gay for some reason so I shouldn’t say it’s only women.

So anyway does anyone here have any advice to turn down people or keep them from hitting on me?

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I don’t understand the faggot?

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They think I’m gay for some weird reason feedback.

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If guys are hitting on you and you don’t want to go out with girls…sounds like you need to open that closet door.

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I’m gonna make a wild guess here that you are filthy rich.

edit: Or you live in a very small town full of desperate people.

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I moved like 7 or 8 times and it’s the same place everywhere Neildo.

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Aw, trollshidoed already? This could have been fun.

Here’s one: when people try and ask you out, just start frantically scratching at your crotch and say that it might not be such a good idea.

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Be an asshole and dont wash, alternatley stop making self masterbating threads.

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No one will roll with me if I don’t wash myself

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so uh why dont you fuck these girls? you gay?

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Gain 70-80 pounds.

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Just tell them the truth Jones, that you think they’re stupid fucking whores. Women appreciate the truth.

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Oh, maybe that’s it. Do you live near a lot of whores? You know, they’re supposed to ask you out. It’s part of their job description; ‘Solicitation’

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My mother said, "if you don’t like women and you don’t like men, do you like cows? She is such a mean woman.

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I don’t think they’re whores Neildo. I don’t know whats up.

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I think the staff at this site are mean because they notice that you are constantly putting out crappy threads and making shitty posts that are so bad they they make one’s eyes bleed. Anyway take three days off to come up with an answer yourself.

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Jones is an extremely wierd guy, even by internet standards.

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Uh, you banned him for this? WTF?

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Oh, NM.

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I fucking hate this prick. Moron.