Canadian Roll Call, Eh!

Fellow Canadian Bullies: further to a discussion with MarcusBrutus here: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79206&page=2

I hereby invite all Canadians to stand and be recognized! Raise your Molson Canadian/Kieth’s/Kootenay/Labatt 50/whatever and celebrate all the awesomeness that is Canada!

For the first order of business, let’s discuss the first person likely to post in this thread: Omega. You see, despite Omega’s apparent dislike of all things Canadian, a little research has turned up a few facts. In Omega’s own words…

His family is from Prince Edward Island, Canada, and he’s been there to visit:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1843655&postcount=177

His wife is Canadian:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1643680&postcount=32

He has personally identified himself as part-Canadian:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showpost.php?p=608591&postcount=51

He is potentially eligible for Canadian citizenship:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1643680&postcount=32

And has even considered moving to our fair land:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showpost.php?p=615496&postcount=28

Although Omega declares that he is not actually a Canadian (see original thread link), I submit that his heritage and ties to the True North are sufficient to allow him to be included in our august company.

All in favour of making Omega an honorary Canadian, say EH!

LOL @ Canada.

Canada sucks eh!

That’s right, we’ll be taking this thread over now.

yeah! the r3al Northwest!

tch, it’s not like you’re californians or something, you two are probably just as cold as i am, and sharing the same shitty weather pattern. welcome to canada, bitches

I’m sure we are, but we’re doing it a more awesome, American way.

I feel like I just became the victim of a testicle based attack!

Yeah that’s right! the American way.http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9666&stc=1&d=1230883838

I have Obama now. Screw Canada!!!

Oh, and here’s the kicker. My dad just told me that most people on PEI have the same last name. How fucked up is that? What maybe 10 last names in the whole fucking area. Can anybody verify this crap?

Haters. But that’s OK - I’m Canadian, so I forgive you.

Yes. I don’t know how to verify it, but your last name is the most common one in that province to my knowledge. I was going to bring that up, but I figured I had plenty of material to start with from your own posts.

PEI last names are usually something Irish, and they all sound kinda similar.

Also, I’d like to remind Americans that eventually, we’ll have all the water. And that we kicked your ass and burned down your place of government in 1812.

I’m Scottish Damnit! Do I loook Irish to you?

What are your ties to Scotland, other than name? If they are not as strong as your Canadian ones, then I’d have to say you are Canadian, not Scots.

Yep, Omega - you are a bona fide Canadian-American!

Omega is a common name in Canada? ouch. Move to Washington state and save yourself!

Canada:

always picked last for International Dodgeball.

What’s Dodgeball? We gave the world Hockey, what more could you ask for?

I have a kilt damnit!!

So does she!http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=9670&stc=1&d=1230928518

Wear it with your toque!