Just to take it back onto the original topic for a second…
You know, if you want to learn some bullshit-free standup, and probably do it cheaply, there’s always boxing.
http://www.boxinghelp.com/ohio.html
There’s 4 or 5 gyms here in your neck of the woods. Make some calls and see what you think. It’s pretty much guaranteed to be good at this level, and Boxing with BJJ makes for a pretty tough combination.