Burglar picks wrong house to rob

Theft Victim Turns the Tables on Burglary Suspect

KHNL-TV/KHBC/KOGG
May 25, 2005

A man lies battered and bruised in the hospital Tuesday night after trying to rob a Punchbowl home. Police say 24-year old David Tereo broke into the home on Magellan Street. They say as he was searching each room, including the one where a mother and child slept, when he came face to face with the man of the house…Sydney Bautista De Silva.

The burglar would paid for the crime even before police arrived. That’s because Bautista De Silva is a purple belt in jujitsu. Tereo suffered a possible broken nose and a dislocated shoulder. Police say they believe the suspect was on drugs…and had tried to burglarize another home earlier.

When he is released from the hospital, he’ll face possible charges of first-degree burglary and third-degree assault.

http://www.khnl.com/Global/story.asp?S=3388923

I watched this report on the news this morning. Witnesses reported saying that there were sounds of a scuffle in the house and the criminal was carried out by police disoriented. The jujitsu practitioner received a bite from his attacker.

The Brazilian flag in the intended victims window should’ve provided ample warning to any burglars. :user:

BJJ wins again!

But where were the broken glass and lava?

There was neither because this fight didn’t, in fact, occur on the street. It occured in someone’s home. Duh.

Shockingly, NHB biting failed to stun, cripple or otherwise maim the BJJer.

You would have thought that the BJJ guy’s limbs would have exploded from a bite.

PL

Go stylist! Go stylist! Go stylist!

And once again the kimura rules…
although I somehow doubt he pulled off a omoplata.

The news media is so negative these days, the wrong house to rob. Where are the stories about the burglers who picked the right house?

Probably when we all read the fantasy news headline -

‘Avowed self-defense expert hospitalized after run-in with burglar’

KkNL-TV/KHvC/K9GG
May 25, 2005

Avowed self-defense expert, phil elmore lies battered and bruised in the hospital Sunday night after attempting to foil a robbery at his home. Police say suspect broke into the home and as he was searching each room, including the one where a mother and child slept, when he came face to face with the man of the house…phil elmore.

The conflict was resolved and over before the first officers arrived on scene. That’s because phil elmore, is a martialist. elmore suffered a possible broken rib and a dislocated jaw. Police say they believe the phil, who suffers from delusions of grandeur as the ‘internet’s foremost expert on self-defense,’ when he put his beliefs into practice phil was severely injured for his efforts. Officers remarked phil was very fortunate he was not killed in the incident and urge other victims to comply with an attackers demands and not to take the law into their own hands. :eusa_naug

When he is released from the hospital, phil may face possible charges for an illegal weapons cache found at his home during the police investigation. The suspect was seen running down road laughing and screaming, “Bullshido, Bullshido!” :lol:

http://www.Fantasiz/stories.asp?S=19822563

You had to ask…

Doppelganger?

Hey, …Wait a minute, let’s read that again…

Just more proof for my theory that Brazilians are better at everything despite abject poverty.