Bullshido on a Plane (man tries to open plane door midflight)

I can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet! This guy reminds me of the retard that sells those weird tapes of him in his basement with the rounds and stuff. Someone post that video!

Jet passenger tries to open door in midair
POSTED: 5:27 a.m. EDT, September 13, 2006
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CHANTILLY, Virginia (AP) – A man wearing military fatigues and throwing punches into the air tried to open the exit door of a jet during a cross-country flight on Tuesday night, airline officials and passengers said.

United Airlines Flight 890 from Los Angeles landed as scheduled at Washington Dulles International Airport at 8:35 p.m., said Amy Kudwa, a Transportation Security Administration spokeswoman. No one was injured.

Ken Wolfenberger, of Whittier, California, who was on the flight, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that he helped subdue the unruly passenger. The man wore patches on his fatigues with special forces and jujitsu champion logos, Wolfenberger said.

The man had been acting strangely for about 20 minutes, then sat up, wrapped belts around his hands and threw punches into the air, Wolfenberger said.

Wolfenberger said he heard a flight attendant yell for help and tell the man, “Sir, get your hand off the handle.”

“Any time you hear a flight attendant shout ‘please help,’ you worry that something pretty bad is going to happen,” he said.

Wolfenberger said the man was held down and punched by other passengers as he grabbed the man’s leg. Air marshals then came and took custody of the man.

The passenger became unruly about 31/2 hours into the flight, said United spokeswoman Megan McCarthy.

“After the passenger was restrained, the pilot decided to land at Dulles,” McCarthy said. “It wasn’t an emergency landing.”

Airport police and FBI agents met the flight and were interviewing the passenger, said FBI spokeswoman Debbie Wierman.

There were 138 passengers and six crew members on board, McCarthy said.

Ryan Gracie tried this once.

You beat me to it . . . was going to post.

What a psycho. Glad his jujitsu was not T3H D34DLY!

BJJ Loses?

Uhhh, yeah!

There were multiple attackers of course… ( but there could have been some lava and broken glass on the floor of the plane :icon_wink)

Did he take acid at or around the time of takeoff?

They should have let him open the door, would have helped the gene pool.

Story?

I thought he got his name legally changed to Tyson Gracie?

Proof that BJJ is only good on the ground, it’s useless in the air.

Sounds like he should have trained reality based aikido in a telephone booth, for real realism-ness.:sad1:

Wolfenberger grabbed his LEG, not his wrist.

Maybe if he knew Systema he could have used the “strike that makes you sit back down and let the crazy man open the airplane door”…

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/D/DC_FLIGHT_DISRUPTED_VAOL-?SITE=VARIT&SECTION=US

LEESBURG, Va. (AP) – A Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter who allegedly tried to open the emergency door on a cross-country flight may undergo a mental health evaluation after making incoherent statements Thursday during a court appearance.

Carlos Alberto de Oliveira, 43, of Porto Alegre, Brazil, spoke erratically in Portuguese during a brief hearing Thursday in Loudoun County General District Court. An interpreter was only able to convey some of de Oliveira’s comments, which included multiple references to ransom and money.

Several members of the Brazilian press who attended the hearing and heard the entirety of de Oliveira’s comments in Portuguese agreed that his statements were largely nonsensical.

If only he’d followed the gentle path of Judo, he would have felt much more comfortable flying through the air. We judoka should feel sorry for our ground-seeking brethren.

You win best joke for this news article.