Breaking wooden boards for royalty and teaching girls self-defence...

Is all in a day’s work for this fourth dan blackbelt…

(transcribed from MX magazine, interview with Tiffany Hall, by Sally Brooks)

Q: When did you begin studying tae kwon do?
A: The year I was born my parents started the first full-time tae kwon do club in Australia. I did ballet for many years and tkd on the side, but then I found it too hard to be graceful then aggressive, so I had to choose between them. I started when I was about six years old.

Q: What level are you now?
A: I’m a fourth-dan black belt. After your get your black belt there are levels and it took me six years to achieve my fourth dan after I achieved my black belt.

Q: Where are you training and competing?
A: I was aiming for a world championship in February in Korea, my first international competition, but I snapped my anterior crucial ligament. I had a knee reconstruction and I haven’t done tae kwon do for 11 months.

Q: Will wee see you in the Commonwealth Games in 2006?
A: Tae kwon do’s not in it. We’ve gotta do something about that. If it was, I would definitely try for it.

Q: What’s the difference between tae kwon do and other martial arts?
A: The simple answer is they originate from different places. Karate is Japanese and tae kwon do is Korean. But tae kwon do is 80% kicks, so if you think of The Matrix and all the impressive spinning and kicks, that’s tae kwon do.

Q: Can you break wooden boards with your hands?
A: Yeah, we have to. In order to get to different levels, you have to break a certain number of boards and they get thicker as you go along. I’m in a demonstration team that travels around Australia, demonstrating tae kwon do with the Olympic team and we always do board breaks for corporate gigs and for people like Prince Charles.

Q: You’ve met Prince Charles? Tell us about him.
A: He looks exactly like he does in the magazines except he’s a lot paler. His entourage is incredibly choreographed. We were told he would walk on this angle and be with us for three minutes. He came over and asked us to teach him some moves that he could execute on the paparazzi that were annoying him that day. He was very nice and very gentle, but he looked a bit plastic, like he hadn’t been outside.

Q: Have you ever had to use your skills in self-defence?
A: Not yet, but I’m looking forward to using them one day, which is probably a terrible thing to say. I specialise in defence for women, so I go to schools and teach young girls self-defence.

Q: What’s the first thing you would advise a woman in that situation to do?
A: The first thing is walk away and try and deal with it verbally. But if they grab you, you react. It’s an easy equation - hard weapon, soft target. Your body has soft targets like the nose, throat or groin area for guys, and you have lots of hard weapons like your hands, knees, feet and head. You need to apply a hard weapon to a soft target. It’s a winning combo.

Q: How do people react when you tell them your job?
A: Girls look at me like “You don’t look like you do tae kwon do” like you’re supposed to have big biceps and a nose ring. And guys sometimes get threatened. Quite often they will grab me and say “What would you do if I grabbed you like this?” and try to test me. Now I just say I’m in the fitness industry because it saves me a lot of hassles.

Wait a minute. It takes six years to go from first dan to fourth? And I’m guessing it took her about 3-4 years to get to 1st dan. So she went from white belt to 4th dan in less than ten years (give or take)?

On the other hand, she looks kind of cute.

But I hafta stop doing this bjj crap. I’ve been in it almost a year and I’m still a white belt. There’s gotta be an easier way, and here it is.

So she even admist that TKD is 80% kicks but still expects to do well when someone tries to rape her.

In fact she looks forward to it apparently!

I also love that she gets paid to explain that you should, for eg, kick someone in the balls, rather than hitting in the kneecap with your face. Fucking genius.

“You don’t look like a martial artist.”

“I’m not, I dance around like a twit and compete in tagging tournaments.”

god, I hate people like this…

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

I feel sorry for anybody “looking foward” to using their “skills” in self defence, honestly, I do as its obvious she’s going to end up…well…in a horrible position and maybe, without that little touch of arrogance, there might have been a chance to avoid such a situation.

It depends what you consider to “look” like a Martial Artist. But I see what you mean, yes. Especially when point sparrers act badass.

Personally, I’d wager I looking nothing like a martial artist actually due to my height, though I have a very defined build that makes some people complain I look almost “feral” Sad really, considering everybody in my family is taller than me (yes, even my 11 year old sister, I’m only 5’6 or so)

Also, just because I love this emoticon: :jihad1:

Nose rings! Hahah that’s priceless! How many people here have nose rings?

PL

it’s a really good idea to have a nose ring when you’re a fighter.

Your body has soft targets like the nose, throat or groin area for guys, and you have lots of hard weapons like your hands, knees, feet and head. You need to apply a hard weapon to a soft target. It's a winning combo. 

Took her 10 years to figure out that guys dont like to get hit in the balls?

Q: How do people react when you tell them your job?
A: Girls look at me like “You don’t look like you do tae kwon do” like you’re supposed to have big biceps and a nose ring.

Of course, the big biceps and nose ring. The clearly defined characteristics of those otherwise known as brutal tae kwon do fighters.

drowns in own anger

Edit:

By the by, generally it takes 4-5 years to get your first degree. I’m a first degree, but I’ve been at it for 7 years. However, I got it after 4 years. I just haven’t really attempted at 2nd degree, I really don’t see a point in it.

Anyhow, after your first degree it takes 2 years to get your second, then another 3-4 years to get your third and a mandatory 4 years to get your fourth dan. So it should take you anywhere between 14-15 years to get to your fourth dan.

Seems like little miss Ilikerape probably skipped a few dans thanks to ma and pa.

At my club we get coloured nose rings instead of belts.

I think it’d be cool to have a ranking system of different colored ankle supports for beginner/intermediate/advanced

like white/blue/black

Are you making fun of my sprained ankle? :frowning:

If I say yes, do I get a cookie? :5dunce: