Brazil - Sao Paulo it is the Uber!

Reviews, Videos, and Everything Else The Finer Things
1

As some of you know, I am in Brazil right now and boy I have to tell it is awesome. I am here for not even a week and here are a few things I have done so far.

  • Football game (read party in a football stadium) including Riot and police clubbing down on people and shooting them with rubber bullets about 5 meters from where we were standing and having some cheese hot dogs (jummy)
  • Going to several clubs where we made the dance floor ours… One was, as we found out, a hard core gay club (we made the best out of it and had some real fun and even pulled some girls who where real girls) … the fact that I got asked if I want to “meet” some guys “friend” right after getting out of the taxi might was a give away, never go anywhere without a local or checking with a local
  • Girls in Brazil are super hot and willing to go at any time
  • Training BJJ
  • living and drinking here is cheap and good, 7R$ for a caipirinha = 2,5$ HELLO?!?!? though finding a place to life out side the tourist stuff is hard if you are not speaking the language
  • food here is sooo delicious I can’t even describe it to you

So why am I creating this thread again? Because Brazil so far is LLL…

PS: Maybe KFC can also comment because he is in SP too.

2

Check your PMs so we can meet up for some man hugging

3

Fun fact about brazilian hookers: 30min costs 20R!

ps-I replyed. Comence man-hugging.

4

Fun fact, male and trannys cost more… :lookround

5

I think it’s great that you’re willing to spend that little extra to do all the research.
How was s/he?

6

remember guys, the real fun is in the favelas. don’t let the cowards tell you otherwise.

be sure to remind them that your family has a lot of money and that you can buy and sell their sorry asses. they love that stuff.

7

@sochin, somebody has to do it and since dave is in the sandbox wrist locking talibans I figured since I am here, why not?
@Ming, actually I already arranged to go to one, I was told to go with one of the guys who works at a social project there. And I was also told that the favelas in Rio are way worse than the ones in SaoPaulo, the key is have no money, look a bit shady and don`t act up…

8

I fear that this will be the last we ever hear of MC.

9

you two should spend Valentine’s Day together before he departs.

10

Thanks for rolling with me yesterday, it was nice and though you crushed me and so did the purple I had a great time. I hope you have fun at the beach, see you and we should realy get this Sao Paulo TD going.
=)

11

So do you think you’ll suck less enough to be a 2 stripe white belt when you come back, or it is a possibility that you’ll get your blue belt.

12

I am already a two stripes white under Magno Gama you prick. :hello: (Got them the day I left at Renzos)
I have no clue where I stand skill wise, you have to ask KFC what he thinks, we were rolling for quite some time yesterday. But I know I will be able to handle you on the ground any time :icon_wink

13

oh god, the white belt ego…

14

The irony in this statement is so thick you can taste it… face palm

15

Mousy you just don’t get the joke… Squerlli knows I can have him ready to shave in a few seconds :icon_bigg
PS: Samba practice is soo much fun, so much ass shaking going on, it is hard to not pass out right on the spot due to being overwhelmed.

16

Anyone who bats an eyelash and winks a bit can have squirlli ready to shave.

And i mean ANYONE

17

You forgot the most important part.

Did he say, “Fuck off with the Ezequil” in a German accent?

If so, was it funny?

18

FUK OFT MIT ZE ZEEKYUL, MEIN FREND

19

FUCK YOUR EZEKIEL BRAH!

20

Yes, it was in a german accent and it was funny.