BJJ wins again, ON ICE!!

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so my freind goes to the local ice skating rink and is playing broom ball. hes a little asian dude, about 129 lbs. he only took bjj for about 2 months, and most of it was just screwin around, not taking class serious. anyways, he was at the skating rink and a guy on the other team got a little too competitive. he shoved my friend and they got into it. inevitably (since there in a freakin ice rink) they fall over(other guy lands on top) my friend armbars the shit of the the guy who was like 30 lbs. heavier than him!
the guy starts screaming and my freind basically humped the shit out of his elbow until they were pulled apart. it was some crazy funny stuff. all we need to conquer now is glass and lava…
-BF

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Hooray for the arm humping icecapades!

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Until we see an NHL fight end with an Oma Palata nothing is decided.

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it can’t happen in the NHL, most of those fights have multiple opponents…

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I think Aikido would work best in the NHL.

Effective defense against the Jersey grab

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No. It wouldn’t.

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Yes it would!

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Actaully, now that I think some more, no it wouldn’t.

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Yes it would. The hockey stick is like a katana. And ice cultivates your chi.

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MMA kid. I love your crazy story you make up. You don’t have any friends. Silly MMA kid.

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What have you got against me Kage?

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How about your inability to lead a sentence with a capital letter?

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I don’t see the edit function on my threadstarter or any other of my posts on this thread, otherwise I would have corrected them.

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Youe an idiot. Please don’t breed.

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That is so people can’t bo back later and randomly delete stupid posts.

:llorar:

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how original…

Oh shit, hold on.

How original Kage “don’t breed”. I get ranted on for not starting my sentence with capital letters and a guy who can’t spell calls me an idiot.

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Being an idiot has nothing to do with grammar or spelling. They just help further the cause against you.

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IiF, my comment wasn’t directed towards you, what about this thread made you think that I am an idiot?

I can understand if you your a backing Kage, but I have no beef with either of you.

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:englishmo

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Who gives a shit.