Hay guys I have a friend, who trains PMS for 7 years. I’v been doing BJJ for a year.
He thinks PMS is better then BJJ. So I plan on fighting him tomorrow, any ideas? he has a terrible diet and I always see him eating chocolate. Not even the organic cocoa but like kit kat bars and stuff.
He told me his PMS master taught him all the secret moves like:
Flying shaolin master kills boxer
or
Divorced woman quotes Marylin Monroe
I tell him all his moves were never pressure tested and his PMS will just be a bloody mess.
plz, halp meh.
You did BJJ for a year. Have fun destroying your friend.
[QUOTE=Hashiramas;2777030]He thinks PMS is better then BJJ. So I plan on fighting him tomorrow, any ideas? he has a terrible diet and I always see him eating chocolate. Not even the organic cocoa but like kit kat bars and stuff.[/QUOTE]Are you guys going to dance under any type of rule set? If it is freestyle and no rules, close on him, ground him and hope that he doesn’t have teh de4d!y anti-grapple.
Insight: PMS can be a killer; my old lady has a lethal dose every few weeks and she can be a hag.
Keep your hands up till you get into clinch range Thai clinch put his face on the floor take his back and put him to sleep.
Also who are you training under for BJJ?
I’ve seen better trolljobs, but also many worse. On a scale from light orange to dark blue, I’ll give this a luminescent purple.
[QUOTE=Azatdawn;2777054]I’ve seen better trolljobs, but also many worse. On a scale from light orange to dark blue, I’ll give this a luminescent purple.[/QUOTE]
A 3 on the Oliver Richman Standardized Rec.Martial-Arts Trolling Scale - gave away the game far too soon.
Anybody that fell for this needs to train more and post less.
I need to train more and post less anyway.
[QUOTE=goodlun;2777044]Keep your hands up till you get into clinch range Thai clinch put his face on the floor take his back and put him to sleep.
Also who are you training under for BJJ?[/QUOTE]
Hay goodlun, I meant to respond to your post on my wall but I dont know how.
I’m learning Judo/BJJ under a brown belt from a university :).
The best way to deal with Pre Mantis Style is to take that white belt of yours and tie it around your friend like a Sumo mawashi that way any “ki” that might come out can be easily absorbed.
[QUOTE=Hashiramas;2777085]Hay goodlun, I meant to respond to your post on my wall but I dont know how.
I’m learning Judo/BJJ under a brown belt from a university :).[/QUOTE]
which university? And why? San Diego county has a few really good Judo Schools and a shit ton of great BJJ schools.
In the Mira Mesa area for example you have Primal Training center for BJJ and Judo America for Judo.
What part of San D are you in?
[QUOTE=Psycho Dad;2777098]The best way to deal with Pre Mantis Style is to take that white belt of yours and tie it around your friend like a Sumo mawashi that way any “ki” that might come out can be easily absorbed.[/QUOTE]
In my experience, trying to lend advice to people who appear to be having problems with their ki flow has always gone very, very badly.
[QUOTE=Hashiramas;2777030]he has a terrible diet and I always see him eating chocolate. Not even the organic cocoa but like kit kat bars and stuff.[/QUOTE]
Taking away chocolate is a great way to start a fight with a PMS practitioner.
Whatever you do DO NOT let him fall on you!!!
PMS is only dangerous like 3 days out of the month. Just don’t fight him on those days and you’ll be fine.
[QUOTE=Syphilis;2777217]PMS is only dangerous like 3 days out of the month. Just don’t fight him on those days and you’ll be fine.[/QUOTE]
So he’s like a vampire… I think were making a connection here!
