This is pretty much the best thing I’ve ever read…ever!
I’m glad you feel that way Worf.
Quick question:
Were you wearing your ninja jammies at the time? Cause it’s hardly fair for you to get into a fight without your ninja jammies on. How else is the dude supposed to know he’s up against a 12th level fuckin badass?
nope. levis and a cotton t-shirt. and there is no way for him to know what he’s up against. In BJJ they dont teach mind reading like we do in ninjutsu.
duh.
No expert on Ninjutsu Ryu, but come on!
I want you folks that are taking this yahoo seriously to say the bolded parts out loud and then go stick your heads in the toilet for being so gullible.
This part was almost funny.
I noticed the No Kan Do and Fukayu Ryu. But what is Kwai Chang Kane supposed to mean?
Hahahaha. Clever.
Thats Grasshopper from the Kung Fu series.
Bry
Kwai Chang Kane is an ultra secret invisble ninja master. He lives in a cave in Iga Province where he gnaws the bones of his enemies and refines his ninja magic.
everyone knows that.
Wow, really? What tipped you off to that?
what the… what the fuck is going on? I started a thread in a pleasant atmosphere with the best of intentions, and now Im in this ridiculous forum with its stupid fucking music and horrid color scheme.
I guess I really am posting on e-budo
Just in case you didn’t know, this is where most garbage threads end up. So if you hear that funny music playing on your thread, your thread sucks.
I was going to give you a 6/10 for a fun story. But I lowering to a 4 becuase of this.
Yeah!!! just what this half-assed thread needed…A Sexy Ninjer Party…
KFJ, to be honest, I would normally ban you. But you amuse me. So, where do you train? Want to meet up and show me these anti-bjj moves?
Or if you would rather suprise me or shoot the shit, I am at the traffic sushi bar most nights. Downtown on walnut street. Usually there after 10 or so. The bartenders know how to get a hold of me.
Are you normally in the habit of inviting strange men out to bars late at night?
Whats next? You gonna strip down to your spandex underwear and ask me to “wrastle?”
Coming to the Mega KFJ?
Not normally, but I do like calling people on their bullshit.
Shit or get off the pot, you putz.
Avoidance: An instrumental tool to ninja LARPers and keyboard warriors everywhere.
Step up or STFU you fucking wussy.
Look, if you wanna fight we can get together and fight, but if you’re half as mature as I percieve you to be you’ll understand the futility of such an endeavour. Hell, I’ll fight at the drop of a hat, I was born that way, genetic defect I guess. I won’t do it over some nonsensical internet garbage. But I will do it for the hell of it.
But if you end up in jail or in the hospital dont come crying to me. And if I end up in jail I’m gonna be callin your dumbass to come bail me out, because you’re the tough guy who couldnt put up with a little ribbing.
and yes, Im posting this in front of god and everybody so that it will fuel conversation and flame warring.
just like every other post Ive made on your shitty little web board.