What is the best way to become a Ninja?
The one thing I’m worried about though is people knowing I’m a Ninja. It’s very important that no one know of my Ninjitsuism.
Also, where do I buy the gloves with the claws on them so I can climb trees. They would be very useful in a street fight, because I culd quickly climb the nearest tree to avoid getting my ass beat by the guy who actually knows how to fight and doesn’t spend his time prancing around in a black leotard.
I think the best way is to buy the uniform and then run into a police station screaming and waving your ninja sword. I hear it gives the best ‘live’ training and should prove very inspirational. It helps if you can learn the term ‘imatroll’ in Japanese.
OK where can I buy this Ninja sword that you speak of? Do they sell them at Sports Authority?
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USMC Scout Snipers are th3 (really) d3adly.
join the Corps !!!
YouTube- MOS: 0317 - USMC Scout/Sniper
I always wanted to do my own TV show.
Dancing with the Ninjas.
It could uncover new up-and-coming Ninjas that didn’t have any exposure before. It could really show the world what kind of Ninja talent America has. :ninjadanc:ninjadanc
Think it would catch on?
hahaha. I thought this was a serious post for a moment until I saw the last part of the post. While reading I was preparing to fire a merciless barrage of arguments and comments regarding the poster’s sexual orientation, double-digit IQ and complete ignorance of what the folks on bullshido would say.
Start at McDonalds…double cheese burgers daily! Oh and don’t forget to get the couch work in with a lot of ninja movies…
Chop off your testicles.
Although it would probably help in relation to your question, that previous post was a directive, not an answer.
Look, I am a Ninja Master…seriously. There aren’t many of us, so you must be careful as to who you will entrust your time and money for training. With that, I can offer earnest and dedicated students the possibility to become Ninja Masters through my special, one time only, online program. Prospective students must possess a computer with a mouse or trackball and reply with all credit card information they can find in their house. If you want to be a Ninja, I can help you. If you need to discuss further, I will be the guy in Wal Mart wearing Ninja clothes shopping for Spam, any extreme beverage, and WoW expansion packs.
Listen, I don’t expect you civilians to understand the situation. But bear with me and I’ll see if I can pound it into you soft skulls.With the decay of society and the rotting away of the moral fiber of our country this world is getting more and more dangerous and down right mean. Who do you think protects you from the scum of this society??? The cops, the FBI, the army???Guess again, it’s the guys guarding your companies, your banks, your schools, your homes, your supermarkets, and yes smartass, even your malls. And some of them are Ninja. What good are the cops going to be if a shooter shows up at your workplace??? How about your kid’s school, remember Columbine? I’ll tell you what the cops will do, call the SWAT team and screw around trying to locate the front door for 30 minutes, while you or your children are shot down like prairie dogs at a drunken machinegun shoot.We are on site, when the cops are cruising around handing out speeding tickets or harrassing prostitutes. We risk our lives so you can go home to mommy at the end of the day and this is the respect we get??? Hell, I’d call some of us “heroes”, but I’m sure most of you juveniles don’t understand the meaning of such a Distinguished word.So go play Rainbow Six and frag some “tangos”, and tell your mommy to bring you some milk and cookies. Meanwhile, His ass will be the one on the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.Stay safe DHume! I got your back brother!
Since you’re too impatient to read through the existing threads, I present Ninja Master Jason “Mountainous” Stork.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MOUNTAINOUS
You can access his entire library of YouTube Ninja videos. I’m sure you’l find him very sympathetic to your needs.
If you’re serious, I understand there is a monastery high in the Himalayas that can serve your needs.
YouTube- Batman Begins: Training Scene - The Will to Act
It is – unfortunately – by invitation only.
Best of luck in your endeavors.
[quote=Styygens;2364105]Since you’re too impatient to read through the existing threads, I present Ninja Master Jason “Mountainous” Stork.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MOUNTAINOUS
You can access his entire library of YouTube Ninja videos. I’m sure you’l find him very sympathetic to your needs.
If you’re serious, I understand there is a monastery high in the Himalayas that can serve your needs.
YouTube- Batman Begins: Training Scene - The Will to Act
It is – unfortunately – by invitation only.
Best of luck in your endeavors.[/quote]
Yeah, and they make you smoke Jimsonweed.
That’s shits harsh dawg.
Seek out this guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChosonNinja
He is the ultimate ninja!