Becuase I thought the comparison was funny - MABS not for lolz

Reviews, Videos, and Everything Else Trollshido
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First look watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwLnRna0fCg
Then look at this:
http://abbottmagic.com/catalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=47

I just found the comparison to be funny. Parlor tricks as a means killing people… who knew.

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Dude.

You posted a thread about Ashida Kim.

You fail at life.

We all know that Ashida Kim probably never has done any martial art and that anyone who believes him is a bitch-tit moron. Making your first post “LOLOL LOOK AT THIS TRICKST3R!1!1!1!” is just ghey.

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Attempt at humor = TRAGICALLY FAILED

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So lets rename this thread… NOOB GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!!! Yep I will say it, I screwed the pooch on that one.

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You are a…

Clueless Newbie
[* ] Loser
Previously Banned Member
Bruce Lee Wannabee
Troll
Spammer
13 year old l337 d00d
Flamer
Whiner
Book Taught Loonie
All of the above

You are reading this beacuse…

You posted a Style Vs Thread
You posted a personal attack against a mod
You have a Mother who posted on your behalf

  • You failed to engage your brain before tapping the keyboard [* ] You hit the submit button when you should have flushed the toilet [ ] You should have used the Search Feature [ ] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls [ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread [ ] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt
  • You posted a thread on Ashida Kim [ ] You haven't read the stickies [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post [ ] You typed in text/leet speak [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before [ ] All of the above

    In Punishment, You Must…

    Take down all your Bruce Lee posters and wall hanging nunchuks
    Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week
    Stop going to Cub Scouts and start wearing long trousers
    Actually post something relevant
    Read the Damn FAQ
    Masterbate to a Gay Porn Magazine
    Go to your room with no supper
    [* ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    Stand in the corner and do kata till you die of boredom
    All of the above

    In Closing, I’d Like to Say…

    Learn to spell dumbass
    Welcome to last week
    [ *] Press Alt and F4
    Can I have your stuff?
    Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
    All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig.
    All of the above

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    …more failure from noobs…