Any ideas?
I need some help here people.
Go to Dr. Or get one of the wire brushes we use to clean landscape fittings and …
Smear preparation H on your ass. Don’t get them removed surgically unless you have many doctors telling you to do it.
Go for a rear mount and choke it out.
Take the sharpest, most pointy thing that you can find in your house and light it on fire. After that soak it for 10-15 min in a vat of hot lava. Once you’ve proceeded to do that fish it out carefully with your left foot. Followed by rolling it in a bowl of flour. Once all of theses steps have been completed you’ll have one really fucked up pointy object. At this point you should probably consult a doctor about your problem.
Glad to have been of some help.
Been there, suffered that, still bleeding occasionally.
Eat more fibre. Dont strain while crapping. Use very soft paper.
Preperation H is your friend. Don’t use suppositories unless the piles are DEEP inside your ass.
Stop reading on the toilet. Get in, get out.
Sandpaper and stop being such an asshole 
One article mentioned pushing the hemorroid back inside so that it gets less irritated.
I heard of a flamboyant celebrity recently who might offer free assistance.
Use Qigong to realign your anal chi meridian. Duh.
Originally posted by GajusCaesar
Use Qigong to realign your anal chi meridian. Duh.
Wow, that has GOT to be THE stupidest thing I have ever heard. God, your level of retardedness never ceases to amaze me. Just when I though you couldn’t get any worse. I mean fuck man, first you rant on for like a fucking month about how cool you think you are because you “pwned” ninjas… Yeah, whatever. Fucking get over yourself already. You know, you should just hurry up and kill yourself you you’ll just be one less hemorrhoid on society’s ass. Oh, don’t worry I can pretty much tell what your responce will be already… Blah blah blah I will pwn you blah blah n00b… blah blah blah…
Originally posted by GajusCaesar
And what the hell kind of name is Shadow_Dragon_X anyway? What are you, 12? I know puberty is a difficult time for someone so devoid of logical thought, but seriously, you are going to have to stop breast feeding sometime.
And, wow you’re real fucking original… I mean did you come up with that all by your little self of did your mommy have to help you? I bet your mommy still wipes your ass for you. I mean in complete retaliation to that, what the fuck kind of name is GajusCaesar? Fuck, GayAssCaesar would be more suiting for you. You know, you were probably raped as a child by a ninja. That’s why secretely you want to be one deep down inside but you were shunned from their community for being so gay and retarded. That’s why you always flame ninjas. So, as I said previously hurry up and kill yourself you you will just be one less hemorrhoid on sociey’s ass. And I’m awaiting your general generic responce:
Originally posted by GajusCaesar
[B]Oh, and if I forgot before,
STFU, n00b![/b]
Fuck you, you imbred retard.
Oh, and don’t even try to say anything about “Oh I was being sarcastic.” I’m well aware of that.
You pull quotes from a different thread to pointlessly flame me on a totally unrelated topic that has nothing to do with you?
Wow.
Sarcastic about the STFU, n00b? Hardly.
SDX, tell me that that post was a joke. That was fucking idiotic.
ouch, get a donut…: http://www.healthcaresouth.com/pages/askthedoctor/hemmorrhoids.htm
begun these flame wars have…