Basic Technique forum screw up Mayne!

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I will tell you I for one don’t care at all about the subject of self defense. Seriously I will be 33 in a few days and have never found myself in a fight that I full will knew that I couldn’t have just walked away from. I have never been mugged or accosted. I have never been in a situation that would require me to throw down. I know that the odds are I never will be.
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Count yourself lucky man, you ain’t out here on these streets, mayne. Shit gets real. Wrestlers be shooting in at you from all angles and shit. It’s sprawl or die out here, mayne.

Stuff the takedown, or your muffin’s ate now. Motherfuckers taking your bread, man.
Learn to punch or lose your lunch. Motherfucker’s taking your bread, man.
Learn to fight or you ain’t eatin tonight. Motherfucker’s taking your bread, man.

[QUOTE=It is Fake;2715249]You do not know what “armchair” means in the sense you just used. He would have to train an art for anyone to “armchair” the results. He is asking hypothetical questions and people are answering with their experiences.
Just to be clear “armchair” is closer to “hindsight is 20/20” and no one has done that in this thread

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Awww, shit. Professor Internet in the motherfucking house to drop some knowledge and shit. How you keep doing this shit, mayne? Yes, I realize that “armchair” was probably misused, but I thought I could get away with that shit. Clearly I forgot that Mr. Professor Internet was only one error away.

Motherfucking awesome.

This is gonna be a bit out of character and shit, mayne, but now ain’t the time to be discussing your friends’ freaky sexual practices, son.

[QUOTE=The Question;2715253]Awww, shit. Professor Internet in the motherfucking house to drop some knowledge and shit. How you keep doing this shit, mayne? Yes, I realize that “armchair” was probably misused, but I thought I could get away with that shit. Clearly I forgot that Mr. Professor Internet was only one error away.

Motherfucking awesome.[/quote]Yes, you were one correction away from being a helpful poster instead of trolling.

This is gonna be a bit out of character and shit, mayne, but now ain’t the time to be discussing your friends’ freaky sexual practices, son.
Right says the guy with palm burns on his dick, that would match his own fingerprint card.

As this devolves into Q’s typical “YMAS no matter the area,” do what Robdog just stated.

Let’s take a look at the posting guideline for all the technique fora that was written recently, shall we?

[QUOTE=jnp;2682160]The technique forums were intended to be a content rich area where every post contributed meaningfully to the topic of the thread in which it was posted. Whether asking a question, or answering one, all posts were meant to be informative to the reader.

Unfortunately, this has come at a steep price. Many members do not post in the technique forums because either their posts have been, or they think they will be, removed. So, in an effort to be more accommodating, the strictness of the moderation in the training forums will be reduced.

All that is asked is that you, the poster, remain on topic. YMAS type jokes that do not contribute any useful information will still not be tolerated. Posts that contain both jokes and good info will be however.

Please use this thread to ask any questions you might have regarding the new and improved moderation policy in the technique forums.[/QUOTE]
Please pay attention to the text in bold.

Now let’s review Q’s posts in this thread. Shall we?

[QUOTE=The Question;2715221]Whoa, guys, isn’t there a little bit too much armchairing here? Motherfucker needs to get into a class and do some shit. Someone asking these things is beyond the reach of internet knowledge. As a motherfucker above said, get your motherfucking ass in the gym and train until that shit falls off. Because then you won’t be asking ridiculous fucking shit, like if you can slap a motherfucker in the head to stop him from taking you down.

And if you ever get into a deathmatch with Raz Al Ghul, make sure you kill that motherfucker, because if you let him live, he will surely be coming back to fuck with your shit.[/QUOTE]
This post squeaks by as being acceptable because the advice to go train is both on topic and solid.

[QUOTE=The Question;2715229]Count yourself lucky man, you ain’t out here on these streets, mayne. Shit gets real. Wrestlers be shooting in at you from all angles and shit. It’s sprawl or die out here, mayne.

Stuff the takedown, or your muffin’s ate now. Motherfuckers taking your bread, man.
Learn to punch or lose your lunch. Motherfucker’s taking your bread, man.
Learn to fight or you ain’t eatin tonight. Motherfucker’s taking your bread, man.[/QUOTE]
This is a YMAS type post. It has no useful technical content. Get this through that thick head of yours Q, do not waste my time with YMAS or off topic posts in the technique fora.

[QUOTE=The Question;2715253]Awww, shit. Professor Internet in the motherfucking house to drop some knowledge and shit. How you keep doing this shit, mayne? Yes, I realize that “armchair” was probably misused, but I thought I could get away with that shit. Clearly I forgot that Mr. Professor Internet was only one error away.

Motherfucking awesome.

This is gonna be a bit out of character and shit, mayne, but now ain’t the time to be discussing your friends’ freaky sexual practices, son.[/QUOTE]
Now you’re just pissing me off.

I really dislike giving infractions or temp bans to poster’s that contribute to the forum in a positive manner. Nevertheless, I will do so in the interest of fairness. Everyone is required to follow the same standard, no exceptions.

I like you enough to spend more than a few minutes copying and pasting your posts and the stickie to get my point across. Please do not make me put my e-foot up your ass by ignoring this advice again.

Next time you do this, I will give you an infraction. After that, I will start to consider a temp ban. This is no threat. It is the same standard I have applied to other posters who are repeat offenders in the training areas. I recall that you’ve done this before in the past.

I will be culling your posts and this one in a bit.

Excised from: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117648

Awesome title IIF.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=The Question;2715229]Wrestlers be shooting in at you from all angles and shit. It’s sprawl or die out here, mayne.[/QUOTE]Sprawl Or Die. I’m going to find some way to fit that into a quote.

[QUOTE=jnp;2715300]Let’s take a look at the posting guideline for all the technique fora that was written recently, shall we?

Please pay attention to the text in bold.

Now let’s review Q’s posts in this thread. Shall we?

This post squeaks by as being acceptable because the advice to go train is both on topic and solid.
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This is a YMAS type post. It has no useful technical content. Get this through that thick head of yours Q, do not waste my time with YMAS or off topic posts in the technique fora.

Oh man, you guys entirely missed the motherfucking point. How did you guys miss the motherfucking point of that shit? The point was that the OP was looking at the world of training and self defense as if it was motherfucking streetfighter and wrestlers were going to be shooting in on him in the streets left right and centre. A poster remarked that this is an unreasonable stance, because life isn’t like Street Fighter and Guile isn’t lurking around the motherfucking corner looking to suplex you and shit. I was simply using a bit of satire, mayne. Satire is a motherfucking infraction now? Damn, I can’t work under this fascist regime anymore. Are we going to be required to march in lock step now? LOL, Hitler.

But seriously, it was a bit of satire. I thought that shit was supremely clever.

Now you’re just pissing me off.

Wasn’t my intent, brother. That shit just happens. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Q-dot gotta fuck with people using inappropriate methods, sometimes.

I really dislike giving infractions or temp bans to poster’s that contribute to the forum in a positive manner. Nevertheless, I will do so in the interest of fairness. Everyone is required to follow the same standard, no exceptions.

oh for sure man. Motherfuckers should get banned when motherfuckers should get banned, that’s just how shit is. My defense however, is that my satire driven post was relevant and on topic.

I like you enough to spend more than a few minutes copying and pasting your posts and the stickie to get my point across. Please do not make me put my e-foot up your ass by ignoring this advice again.

Yes sir. But I would be careful with that foot though. I’ve been having some concerns with the constipation and shit lately. You know how it is, you do a little coke and bam! Plugged up like a motherfucker.

Next time you do this, I will give you an infraction. After that, I will start to consider a temp ban. This is no threat. It is the same standard I have applied to other posters who are repeat offenders in the training areas. I recall that you’ve done this before in the past.

Read you loud and clear captain. I will keep that shit in the technical forums motherfucking clean, son. Bleach on the floors in them motherfuckers.

I will be culling your posts and this one in a bit.

Oh for sure, mayne. But be careful, too much awesomeness in one place may fucking break the internet and shit.

[QUOTE=The Question;2715229]Count yourself lucky man, you ain’t out here on these streets, mayne. Shit gets real. Wrestlers be shooting in at you from all angles and shit. It’s sprawl or die out here, mayne.

Stuff the takedown, or your muffin’s ate now. Motherfuckers taking your bread, man.
Learn to punch or lose your lunch. Motherfucker’s taking your bread, man.
Learn to fight or you ain’t eatin tonight. Motherfucker’s taking your bread, man.[/QUOTE]
Translation: Come on Kimbo, don’t fight Gannon.