Bashin' Ninjers

Im really tempted to go to see this place. Does anyone know what its like?

http://www.bujinkanlondon.org/location.html

Seriously… Ninjitsu ?

Do judo.

Or, if you’re looking for something a tad more “traditional” try my cousin’s dojo

Hizen Dojo London. Kendo

I just want to see some ninjas. I dont actually want to do it, that would be silly.

http://www.hizen.info/index.php?n=Starting.Location

[QUOTE=sahduk;2637688]I just want to see some ninjas. I dont actually want to do it, that would be silly.[/QUOTE]Wasting periods of your life just to watch these fucktards, would be sillier.

[QUOTE=Rock Ape;2637691]Wasting periods of your life just to watch these fucktards, would be sillier.[/QUOTE]

Could be fun to see though.

For what purpose ?

Amusement ? If you’ve got time spare in your life to waste watching a bunch of Boojer’s ponce about, fill your boots

[QUOTE=sahduk;2637688]I just want to see some ninjas. I dont actually want to do it, that would be silly.[/QUOTE]For people who’re supposed be good at not being seen, they sure post a lot of fucking videos.

So yeah, what I’m saying is, if you want to see ninjers in their natural habitat (basements wanking to cartoons)… well you’re a sick bastard!

But if you want to see them “training”, just look on youtube. It’s quicker than going in person, and you’re less likely to catch lurgy.

The Place in Kings Cross is also used - if memory serves - by Master Huang Pin. A Chinese lady and genuine Ba Gua, Tai Chi (Chen, Sun) expert. The Hard Style is taught at Kings Cross.

Genuine and Respected. Why not go there?

http://dreaming-dragon.co.uk/

Really, study this picture. Then go enjoy yourself some sweet “numbchuck” action.

If it’s any help to you I’m pretty sure the main instructor there isn’t fat.

[QUOTE=sahduk;2637688]I just want to see some ninjas. I dont actually want to do it, that would be silly.[/QUOTE]

Here is the most interesting ninja video on the internet.

Much more realism here than in your the Booj dojo.

//youtu.be/Gim3Jb8XsLM

[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2638168]Go forth and Ninj sahduk

Do not listen to those nay sayers

Try and steal some part of thier regalia as a trophy…think of the kudos

Better still secretely film them nijing for much comic relief

Take a BS window decal to stick somewhere[/QUOTE]

OMG thats awesome! Thats exactly what Im going to do now! I’l leave a bullshido tag some where in there dojo haha :smiley:

[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2639191]Good Luck my bold warrior, and may the gods favour your sword![/QUOTE]

No sword requred, Im pretty sure I can I beat up a few larpers with my muay thai training :smiley:

Just wondering but how good is this dojo haha

//youtu.be/JN-jkUKunwY

Shitcanned.

Discussing the prospect of beating up a few LARPING Ninjers is no more productive than trying to make sense of Angry_Spastic.

And if you’re so new to this site you don’t know who the fuck A_S is, you have no fucking business discussing Ninjers and giving them a slap just for shits and giggles.

You might as well have necro’d one of the many Pirates vs. Ninjas threads, at least that would have had more comedy value.

I don’t believe you have any actual intent of visiting the dojo listed in your original post, thus this thread was some (failed) attempt at poking fun within a subject which has been done to death on this site… and then some.

In essence, STFU.

That’s as may be, but everything in that video is still astoundingly terrible. Well, the bimbo isn’t so bad… but everything else is disturbing. What’s that bag filled with? Styrofoam?

[QUOTE=Muerteds;2637841]

Really, study this picture. Then go enjoy yourself some sweet “numbchuck” action.[/QUOTE]

That’s a lie.
The average ninja is morbidly obese, can’t raise his hind paw above knee level, and certainly can’t jump that high.

At least not without burstin a major vain.

[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2639804]That’s a lie.
The average ninja is morbidly obese, can’t raise his hind paw above knee level, and certainly can’t jump that high.

At least not without burstin a major vain.[/QUOTE]

It’s really just a ninjer trick, to lul you into a false sense of superiority. And the colour doesn’t help, everyone know that black isn’t very flattering…

[QUOTE=cualltaigh;2639946]It’s really just a ninjer trick, to lul you into a false sense of superiority. And the colour doesn’t help, everyone know that black isn’t very flattering…
[/QUOTE]I bet the world would shift on it’s axis if Stork, Severe and the 'tard in that image of yours were to lean simultaneously in the same direction for too long.

sahduk you might want to check out this bujinkan place in London: http://www.yeodojo.net/

I’ve never been there, but I have him as a friend on my facebook from back when I did Bujinkan and I often see his posts on my feed and it looks like he is a legitimate BJJ brown belt and is also a fan of MMA and whatnot, so I think his dojo might actually be relatively good compared to other Bujinkan places. I wouldn’t be surprised if they even did live sparring there

*edit just realized you already posted a video to that place. anyway like I said I don’t know anything about it other than that hes a bjj brown so i thought maybe his place might be decent.