Bad boxing advice for kids: How do dickhead?

Well I was going to tell you the secret technique to beat taller opponents 100% of the time without breaking a sweat, but I guess it would be pointless since you can’t teach anyone how to fight.

Besides, it sounds to me like you’re a pretty experienced fighter. Maybe you should be telling us how to beat taller opponents.

AND…try a jedi mind trick…always seems to work for me!!!

get better at it

If the brother is a southpaw you are moving that poor boy ( OP ) into his power arm and what if the op is visualizing this from the floor looking up and the brother is a righty ? Or think about the chaos if dude is in the southern hemisphere and the brother is a ninja and they are sparring under ITF TKD rules ?

What if the dude is a criminal midget planning on killing cops with his newly acquired internet based fighting skills and not some random dude who doesn’t seem to be know enough to properly phrase a question worthy of a good response .

What would happen then ? You should think about the consequences of your actions before you start telling people how to fight ?

You are just cruel dude …

I used to love to box and I have incredible reach so I know their tactics. It’s very important you listen to my advice and use it, you will win 100% of the time and if you don’t it’s because you didn’t do it right.

First of all try to stay just out of his reach, but keep it close about 1 inch outside of his range. Keep bobbing forward and backward taunting him with your chin. Work your way in and out in a straight line, do not use circular footwork you are only working into his game plan. When he does get close enough to punch you use the palm of your hand to slap his punches away, this will tire him out. Finally once every 6 seconds or so, drop into a deep horse stance and jump within a foot of him and deliver a wicked chambered punch from your hip directly to his stomach, he won’t be able to handle it after about ten of those punches and eventually pass out from severe pain.

Also make sure to video tape it so I can critique your style, remember if it doesn’t work you are just doing it wrong, make sure I can watch it on video to correct you.

^^ = excellent advice. Keep the fists tight and make sure you bring those punches back into chamber every time.

A little less practical, but worth a try - have you considered trying to duck one of those haymakers, and just slamming the fuck while he’s open?

Excised from: How to handle a taller opponent with far longer reach - No BS Martial Arts

Keep the flames to a minimum when in Gitmo gentlemen.

My apologies, I just couldn’t help it. Kid makes more terrible threads then a Chinese sweatshop.

Party pooper.

Correction, its a shame when an adult dosent know know proper grammar/spelling.

Irony, FTW.

HIGHLARIOUS plz do korrekt muh stoopid self plz k thnx 4 nlitening me.