ATTN: New York and Baltimore

I leave LAX at 12:00pm on Friday May 15th.

I will arrive in some airport in New York at around 9pm EST, Friday May 15th, 2008. I am wanting some of you NYfags to hang out with that night.

On Saturday May 16th, 2008, I will be in Baltimore, Maryland, hopefully with 2 ninjas, A buddhist and a blind man, and if the nigger isn’t going to be a dick, him too.

I return to NY on Sunday afternoon (I’m pretty sure I’ll be hung over and maybe dead). I will be in Hartford, CT Sunday. And then back to NY on Monday.

I leave tuesday.

If there are any of you who wish to have some, how they say, festive times, then please. Reply here.

Yeah, sure why the fuck not.

Excellent, I’ll bring my sewing pad. We can make some thrilling designs.

Who is the second ninja?

Uh… let me think. It should be you, JB, stick, plazzy and um… oh yeah. 1 ninja. Oops.

I am the fourth man.

2 ninja = 2 Jews?

An asian ballet dancer, a german buddhist, a blind guy and two jews walk into a bar…

Mega, you beat me to it…that’s exactly what I was thinking as I was reading…LoL