Attn: Alter7nate

I’ve noticed how helpful you’ve been with regard to Hook’s mentally challenged husband, and I was wondering if you might help me out.

You see, space aliens are always anally probing me. I can feel their probes inside my mouth. Sometimes I enjoy it.

What can I do?

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I got nothing…

Yep, you’re a cunt