boots
You’re giving Sochin enough credit to put the sheeps legs in the boots before he picks up a piece of pizza. I’m not willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. Would take a modicum of intelligence, and I think we’ve pretty much ruled that one out.
Now, if Sochin were in the forest and had to make a choice between a sheep and a spotted dick, which one would he choose?
I’ll let spotted dick answer to that^. However, I shall say that Hot Pockets might be the solution that Sochin’s after…
I’m thinking Sheepherder’s Bread and Shepherd’s Pie.
Whoaaaa, guys… come on… sochin-lore states that the goat is my beast of choice.
A goat.
The correct answer was a goat.
Pizza was right, but as it was a 2-part question, no-one scores.
Except Serge. I tried a hot pocket. Once the searing pain of the sticky filling abates, it’s all good.
Here’s Snake getting me a present during my recent trip to Snakesville:
I hate those vend-a-goat machines. They’re always jamming and it’s like you need a billy club to get them to work - and even then you have to be pretty gruff.
But I kid…
My snake isn’t that hairy, is it?
LOL Goats jamming? The very thought!
http://kscakes.com/LolCats/LolCatRenderer2.aspx?top=Rasta+goat+iz+jammin&bottom=&size=45&imagename=goat-2.JPG
I shudder at the thought of what he would do to a Hot Pocket. Even crappy junk food shouldn’t be subjected to that type of treatment.
Had you worn protection, it would have saved the skin you lost…
Been falling behind on your waxing, eh?
had I discovered I was Jewish earlier, that would not have been a consideration…
Maybe we’re going about this the wrong way… maybe Dave is missing his own posting?
perhaps we should all post like him in Trollshido.
[SIZE=6]THE KEY THINGS TO REMEMBER ARE:
1] PROFANITY
2] LIBERAL USE OF THE WORD RETARD
3] A COMBINATION OF 1 & 2
4] AN EYE-JARRING FONT COLOUR
5] A MANLY SOUNDING FONT, LIKE IMPACT, OR COCKSLAP
6] DISCOVERING MEMES FROM 2002
7] MOAR SWEARING
8] OFFER TO SHOOT PEOPLE
LET’S BEGIN:
YOU F3CKIN RETARDS YOU SUCK LOLCATS FAILTRUCK MOTHERFECKER DUMBASS COCKBAG ARSEWHORE POST SOME GOOD STUFF OR I’LL SHOOT YOU IN YOU COCKS. BUM. TITTY. LOL THE HAMSTER-DANCE IS GREAT.
THEY GAVE ME A GUN.
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Although you left out this rule, you did follow it:
“l33t” speak or use of the AOL translator website.
9] CAPSLOCK
WHO U CALLING A COCKSLAP YOU PUSSY FUCKWIT FAGGOT???LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!11!
UR MOM LULZ!!!1111111111oneone oneeleven
well, the Techno Viking still is funny.
[SIZE=6]YOU FOOKING POOFTAHS STOP POSTING SHITE AND START POSTING PICTURES OF CATS VERBING NOUNS AND UTILISING INVISIBLE IMPLEMENTS.
TWAT. ARSEKNUCKLE. I HAS A SWORD!
YOUR YOU’RE YORE.
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