Ashada Kim is for real.

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Ok, here’s how it went down.

Years ago in Ninja Land, where the Ninja’s are, China or whatever, a bunch of real Ninja men were sitting around a Ninja fire smoking some Ninja weed and having a Ninjitsing good time. They had just had a Ninja party and most of them were pretty Ninja lit up from the Ninja wine. Little did they Ninja know that a pimply faced american student on a field trip to Japan had escaped his tour group and, because of his deep desire to be a Ninja, climbed to the top of Ninja Mountain. While one of the Ninja Ninjas was telling a dirty Ninja joke the young boy stumbled into the Ninja campsite.

I mean it was Ninjarific. The Ninja’s almost had a Ninja fit. They had to Ninja kill him or he would tell everyone the Ninja secret location of their Ninja Ninja training Ninja super Ninja secret Ninja school dojo fortress Ninja spa and salon. One of the Not-quite-super Ninja’s drew his Ninja sword to Ninja behed the young boy, but the Ninja Super Master Black-as-Midnight-Belt Ninja Master San raised his Ninja hand and used it to stop the Ninja blade.

He spoke in a Ninja whisper so that all the Ninjas of the Ninja dojo could hear but the boy could not.

“Dudes,” he Ninja’d, “Lets Ninja teach him our Ninja secrets!”

“Ninja what?” the Ninja’s replied. “We can’t Ninja that. He’ll go back to america and tell everyone. We have to Ninja kill him.”

The Ninja Master shook his Ninja head, “No, man, it will be so Ninja cool. We’ll Ninja teach him a bunch of stupid fake Ninja stuff that doesn’t Ninja work. He’ll go back and look like a complete idiot. Whoever Ninja teaches him the most rediculous Ninja thing will get a Ninja prize if he publishes it in a Ninja book.”

At this all the Ninjas Ninja cheered, for their Ninja Master was very Ninja wise.

“That’s a great Ninja idea,” they all Ninja’d. “This is Ninja gonna be Ninja tight! Lets go get some more Ninja wine and some Ninja swords.”

“Don’t Ninja forget the Ninja stars,” the Ninja Master Ninja reminded them.

Thus, the pimply-faced teenager’s life was saved. He learned all the secrets the Ninjas would Ninja teach him, living among him for many Ninja years. Finally, when he was a Ninja man, the Ninja master presented him with his very own Ninja Uber Black-as-Midnight Ninja Belt and Ninja told him to Ninja go back to Ninja the Ninja United Ninja States Ninja and Ninja tell Ninja all Ninja the Ninja world Ninja the Ninja secrets Ninja of Ninja the Ninja Ninja.

This is the story of Ashada Kim.

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For that, I am going to now rape your mom.

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Did you really have to quote the whole thing?

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If he was stupid enough to post that. He might not of realized I was talking to him without quoting his post.

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was this supposed to be humorous or something? the wagon left already dude, about 2 years ago.

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There’s no such thing as Ninja or Samurai… Just LARPers

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hur i turned his varrot red with one -rep

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Due to the fact you have no shirt on… doubles the score

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After careful thought I decided not to neg rep the OP for that, but it was damn close.

P.S: When I saw that black and white “Blood and Sweat” avatar, I thought this was one of my posts. Then I saw how unfunny and terrible it was, so then I was SURE it was one of mine. Turns out it wasn’t.

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i turned it back green just to flex my rep muscle.

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I turned it back red :wink:

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lol… :stuck_out_tongue:

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i hope to one day be as repmuscly as kid and anna

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LOL… :p:p

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You’re getting there.

PS: You’ve got really small boobs.

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Oh, to be young and stupid again… nevermind, I don’t think that would’ve been funny even when I was 12.

Bad jallenfu. Now clean it up before I rub your nose in it.

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yeah well you have a slight genetic advantage in that area

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I Ninja thought it was Ninja funny.

Here’s some back story to the whole thing.

I was cleaning up and reorganizing my bookshelf when to my complete surprise I found this.

“The Secret of the Ninja” by Ashada Kim

I was flabergasted. How did such tripe wind up in there? It turns out that someone had purchased it for my brother as a gag gift. Upon reading through some of it and looking at the pictures I couldn’t stop laughing.

Then, after thinking about it, I realized that the story was the only possible explanation for Ashada Kim’s existence.

I’m sorry if I offended anyone. I was just trying to be funny. That is why I posted it in the Comedy forum.

Peace,
J. Allen Wentworth

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You only offended people by not being funny.

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No-one was offended…bored maybe, but not offended.