I just wanted to tell you materialistic mongrels how much I hope your cheap Chinese shit poisons your children and pets.
How strongly I hope the joy of the season turns to unmitigated rage and disappointment as the people to whom you devoted countless hours thinking of perfect presents return the favor with thoughtless gift cards for companies likely to fold before you can even use them, assuming they get you anything at all.
How excited I am to know that, when it comes down to it, what should be the happiest part of the year will serve as nothing more than a reminder of just how alone most of you truly are, wallowing in your self-pity, the only things to keep you company a warm glass of eggnog, the bitterly optimistic musings of Ralphie, and a still wet stocking stuffed not with presents, but your shameful leavings.
[quote=Sirc;2271351]I just wanted to tell you materialistic mongrels how much I hope your cheap Chinese shit poisons your children and pets.
How strongly I hope the joy of the season turns to unmitigated rage and disappointment as the people to whom you devoted countless hours thinking of perfect presents return the favor with thoughtless gift cards for companies likely to fold before you can even use them, assuming they get you anything at all.
How excited I am to know that, when it comes down to it, what should be the happiest part of the year will serve as nothing more than a reminder of just how alone most of you truly are, wallowing in your self-pity, the only things to keep you company a warm glass of eggnog, the bitterly optimistic musings of Ralphie, and a still wet stocking stuffed not with presents, but your shameful leavings.
May God curse you all. Merry. Christmas.[/quote]
Racist Ban plz.
Mate, last year I had to have my Christmas dinner blended in order for me to drink it through a straw due to my jaw being wired shut. As long as I get Christmas ham I won’t be disappointed. Anything else is a bonus.
Avoid having to think of the perfect gift by asking them what they want. Then tell them what you want for equal or lesser value. My sisters have devised a plan due to money constraints to just buy $20 gift vouchers for each other. Why not just keep the fucking money? Very Donnie Brasco.
Can’t share your cynical outlook on loneliness this year, because this will be my fourth Christmas with my now fiancee.
[quote=Hanukkah Zombie;2271487]I started reading this thread. And then i said to myself “why the fuck am I reading another whiny, rage against humanity Sirc thread?”
So I skipped whatever he thinks was worth posting about, and just posted this.
On the other hand, I wish you all peace and love with family and friends. I hope your days are filled with wisdom and health and that prosperity reaches everyone. Please reach out to your local foodbanks and shelters with anything you are able to share.
Happy holidays Bullshido (except you Rudy, you can go and hang your self under the mistletoe).[/quote]I love you too , little skeeter. Make sure you don’t chick…miss me next time you’re in my town.
Wait, are we allowed to drink on christmahannakwanzica? If not, fuck you, you dirty foreigner![/quote]
Since it’s 3 holidays rolled into one you gotta drink 3 times as much as you would on merely Christmas. Get to work son!
NO, There is no “we”. Some here would like to see Sirc drowned in a pool of acid.
It would make a great xmas gift.
Sirc reminds me of that clip they show at the beginning of movies where a giant headed loudmouth is talking over the picture. “Shhhhhhhhh, don’t ruin it by talking.”
