yay my turn!
PizDoff: fuck people are such idiots sometimes
Osiris: yep
PizDoff: one, TBK is wrong about the challenger part
two, he admits to not having experience outside the dojo
I don’t have comp experience, though some challenge fights, and I KNOW that the difficulty level and monster health is turned up when you go compete
Osiris: lol
PizDoff: I went to BJJ, just did drilling today, no sparring rolling on account of my shoulder
PizDoff: during sparring I just stuck around to be a helpful body
PizDoff: remember ****?
Osiris: **** who?
PizDoff: that shaolin kung-fu guy I beat up
Osiris: yeh
PizDoff: I said, ok come try to pass my guard, just a drill where I’d only use my legs to defend to spare my arms
PizDoff: so I’m leaning back, head resting in my arms, just playing and transitioning with various guards, closed, open, spider
PizDoff: he stands up, I sweep trip him one way, with only my legs to unbalance him
as he is getting his balance back I sweep trip the same move the other way and knock him down with only my legs
PizDoff: then I’m explaining how balance, sensitivity and timing are important aspects of grappling to him later on MSN
Osiris: good luck
PizDoff: and then he starts saying it wasn’t timing that tripped him, it was because my leg made contact with both his knees…
Osiris: he really said that? wow, your idiot’s better than mine.
PizDoff: right, so I think I just may to hand out another beating to settle him down
PizDoff: who is your idiot?
Osiris: that guy thats convinced he’s gonna pull guard on the street
Osiris: and doesnt know a single sub
PizDoff: oh that one, that is gold, I hope he does it against someone really big, like the Big Show
Osiris: lol
PizDoff: so the Big Show can look at him in disgust then swat his guard pulling ass out of the ring
Osiris: he never did come back. he was in for a beating if he had.