Are you a possum?

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Who of you guys are awesome?
It is time to separate the keyboard warriors from the real men.

Are you wearing a kilt? if yes then congratulations.
Can you benchlift 300 pounds? If yes then congratulations.
Have you won any competitions? If yes then congratulations.
Are you filthy rich or own your own company? If yes than congratulations.
Are you a master tail chaser? If yes then posts pics crying out loud.

No seriously. Post pictures and videos of the things you have in life that you think is awesome. It will cheer up the rest of us;)

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That’s me with the sword.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uQPcrVUbHlQ/SZxAKoZ6NSI/AAAAAAAAABQ/qLUGH8iHEB4/s1600-h/Naga.jpg

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1st place? wow. congratulations:) I am gonna do some roadwork in your honor

a couple of thing that can also lead to awesome title.

Owning a freaking cool bike/car
Owning anything awesome.

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I’ve been told I have beautiful feminine hands, does that count…

It doesn’t does it? Fuck. It seems I’m the opposite of awesome. :cry:

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Are you wearing a kilt? if yes then congratulations.
You’re damn right I am.
Can you benchPRESS 300 pounds? If yes then congratulations.
Yup.
Have you won any competitions? If yes then congratulations.
Lots.
Are you filthy rich or own your own company? If yes than congratulations.
I own my own company…but I ain’t rich…yet.
Are you a master tail chaser? If yes then posts pics crying out loud.
[B]I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one!

Futhermore:
[/B]-I can put 6 rounds of .357 into a dixie cup at ten yards.
-My personal carry weapon weighs more than3.5 pounds, loaded.-I build my own cars.
-I have a beard.
-I have a 1969 Olds Cutlass and a Jeep.
-I am undefeated in Wii boxing.

How did I score?

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[quote=Scrapper;2158853]
How did I score?[/quote]

I want to be you. would it be to much to ask for pictures of your gun and your cars?

Edit: how did you become you?

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Jesus christ. I feel like such a loser compared to scrapper.

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I have a pony…

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I own a business… ain’t gotten to where it’s supposed to be yet, though.

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Scrapper do women just lay down and spread’em when you walk by?

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This is “lucky”

it’s called Lucky because it holds 7 rounds of .357 magnum. Why seven? Because the 8-shot version is too wide to carry. I use Buffalo Bore’s 180-grain monster for self-defense rounds, and they will deliver 3 times the kinetic energy of a Standard .45ACP. Why all that power? Because bullets are expensive and I’d hate to have to shoot a guy twice.

My Cutlass:

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[quote=cyrijl;2158817]That’s me with the sword.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uQPcrVUbHlQ/SZxAKoZ6NSI/AAAAAAAAABQ/qLUGH8iHEB4/s1600-h/Naga.jpg[/quote]

Well shit, so THAT’S the secret to kicking ass and taking names at NAGA.

  1. Bring sword.
  2. ??? (use sword on opponents???)
  3. Profit/Epic win
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I have the two cutest cats ever! I’d post pics, but I don’t think you guys can handle it… but seriously, I can do some pretty cool stuff on a pair of skis

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It’s a curse.

I own several kilts, and wear them in public often:


My wife is awesome too…here we are enjoying some quality time:

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I can do everything mentioned in “country boy can survive” except spit some beechnut in a dude’s eye.

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Same here + I took 2nd place in a baking contest.

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Are you wearing a kilt? if yes then congratulations.
Tartan boxers?
Can you benchPRESS 300 pounds? If yes then congratulations.
135kg x 2.2 = 297lbs…No dammit! No!
Have you won any competitions? If yes then congratulations.
Came 2nd in a spelling contest when I was eight. May have been third.
Are you filthy rich or own your own company? If yes than congratulations.
I work for the local authority inspecting shitty food premises. I owe thousands.
Are you a master tail chaser? If yes then posts pics crying out loud.
What’s the complete opposite of the above? That’s me. (Not for the want of trying, though).

On the plus side, I’ve got a full head of hair at nearly 48 years old and quite decent moobs.

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i have a sexy nerd watch.

IT PLAYS MUSIC

AND MOVIES, this is Lewis Blacks stand up comedy, ON MY WATCH.

also, i have AN AWESOME MOUSE.

CH-Ch-ch-check it out.

Am i awesome yet ?

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hello…just look at my avatar!

you should have just posted my Avatar and asked…if you look like this guy or have half of his training background then you ARE awesome!

Note: If you are wondering or skeptical then just read my thread ( MMA Cross Training Center of Raleigh - No BS Martial Arts ) and you will KNOW that i am soooooo Awesome!

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i have the ability to smell bullshit a mile away. See above post^^^^