Anyone know at what point you have to register your hands?

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Just wandering when I have to register my hands and what its based on your belt color your fight exp. , your figh status , record … or what?

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Well, if you know enough to be asking that question, son, then I think the time is now.

Why don’t you run right on down to your local Police department and do it right now? Let us know how that works out for you, mK?

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Troll, right?

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I had to register my hands. I was told that if I misuse them, they will be taken away.

/sarcasm

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I’m just glad I don’t have to since I only do sports.

But I did have to get a concealed weapons permit to legally put my hands in my pockets.

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When commit a sex crime. Then you have to register your hands and the rest of your self as a sex offender.

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You in Saudi?

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So where do I register to put my hands in your pockets?

I dont know what came over me…*hangs head

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You know, when you register your hands as “a deadly weapon”, you will have to take a drug test. And yes, they will test for mushrooms.

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YouTube - Bruce Lee Vs Han - Enter The Dragon

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Anyone who says you have to register your hands because you have become a deadly weapon is feeding you bullshit.

Just in case you were actually serious.

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God if this dude is real, it makes me wish i had my own Mcdojo. I have actually encountered a Dojo that sold registration forms for registering your hands. Good lord an easy 50$ for a certificate he made with Microsoft publisher on 5 cent paper.

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are you thirteen or an idiot? or both?

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I got mine registered at the DMV when I got my license renewed. You check the box next to the organ donor one.

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Don’t be sad, I’d register for some of Anna’s pocket time too.

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YouTube - Evil Dead 2 - Groovy

At 0:22 you have to register your hand as a deadly weapon.

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Wait, where is this registration form and why was I not informed of this earlier?

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I think you should go check out the pictures in the New Gun/Martial Art Related Pictures thread.

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I had to register my hands when I had my knuckles surgically altered to shoot bullets.

Needless to say, when I started fighting in the legendary underground bloodsport arena battles in the grim and violent wasteland of Santa Monica, my uppercuts really blew my opponents’ minds.

I would have had to register my feet as deadly weapons too, but I accidentally broke one of them off in someone’s ass.