Another chapter in the clusterbomb of a love life:

So recently, and by recently, I mean the last month and a half, I met this really awesome girl. Pizza factory girl. I think I made a post about her a month or so back.

Anyway, I asked her out. We went to dinner, then she suggested to go to a movie. Had some japanese food, it was good.

Then we went Ice skating. It was cool, she can’t ice skate very well, but luckily, my parents forced me to do figure skating when I was young and I’ve always just been good at it since then. I had fun trying to keep her from falling and taught her how to stop and just generally looked cool. Take note, that doesn’t happen very often so I enjoyed it.

Over the course of the next few weeks, we went on a lunch dates and just hung out and had fun.

We finally have “the talk.” You know the one where we figure out where we are in a relationship. She drops the “I really like you, you’re like the best guy I’ve ever met. You’re funny and good to me and have a great personality.” and the proverbial, “But…”

It turns out her Dad has Lou Gehrig’s disease and her stepmom has some nuerological disease and she’s moving back home to spend whatever time she can with them before they pass. Which is apparently going to be before the year goes out.

So, fast forward to today. We’re “dating” in the sense that we go on dates and hang out and whatever. But not “officially” together or whatever the fuck that means. She’s pretty awesome, probably one of the coolest girls I’ve ever met. She and I like the same things and laugh at all the same stupid things.

So God apparently doesn’t want me having a good and meaningful relationship so he decides to kill two people just to prevent me from it.

Amazing. Just amazing.

Here’s a pic:

She’s in the middle. Her TWIN sister is on the right. I don’t know who the black haired broad is.

So right now, I guess we’re just two people who met, no more and no less. I’m having a great time being around her and being affectionate. Good times for all, I guess. Hooray for life!

Just play this for her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

I think I’m going to go ahead and get you locked in trollshido for a few weeks.

Dude, thanks for sharing. I wish you good luck. I would say something else, but I am among the least experienced where such matters are concerned. Good luck.

no no no!

if it has to be Rick Astley then, given the story above - this is much better -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRfPon9vmU

If she’s worth it, you’ll maintain contact until her situation resolves (one way or another).

Shit doesn’t need to fall in your lap pre-packaged for it to be a blessing.

Stay friends while she’s away. Email frequently. Call each other.

Hell…this may be the chick you end up marrying, so don’t end it just because she needs to resolve some issues out of state.

Actually, ‘When I fall in Love’ seems much more appropriate:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwLL8mBkDxQ

yeah, but it’s a remake.

Lets just settle for the megamix:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhLxnlNcxv8

I know jack shit about chicks, but have you considered asking her if she needs help taking care of her parents? Help around the house? Somebody to turn to when their sickness and inevitable deaths take their emotional toll on her?

Oh, and I doubt “God” had anything to do with it. This is one of those situations that proves to me that there isn’t a caring invisible sky diety in charge of things. Maybe one created everything, and can’t get involved now because of free will, but no good God would settle for this kind of thing. Aw hell, who knows, maybe her parent’s were really evil puppy molesters or ran a puppy fucking farm in a previous life. Maybe Karma’s real and they deserved it. I doubt it, but who really knows?

That’s a pretty shitty situation Sirc, but at least she’ll have something after it all goes down if you like her as much as it sounds. Atta boy.

As an aside: They’re not identical twins are they? Not to sound creepy they just don’t look identical.

Sirc,

Hang in there. Be there for her.
You’re the anchor to her normal world right now.
Be her first phonecall a 2am when she’s scared.
Be the guy she goes back to to help her heal.

It’s your rite of passage, bro.

(plz note, sorry 4 teh serryussness, normal cock-based joeks wil folloew)

I was kidding about the God part.

It’s a shitty situation. Her family is about a 3 hour drive north of me. She’s moving in June/July.

I’m pretty much her only friend here in town other than her brother. And yes they are identical twins, that’s just a bad shot of them.

Whatever the case, I’m easing my way in. Her sisters and her have a really strong relationship, so if she is goign to run to someone, she’s going to run to them. But I am going to be there for her.

I decided I’ll probably start dating other girls too, if the options present themselves. I’m tempted to go back to my normal stock of dancer chicks, but the crazy to entertainment ratio is really very bad. :frowning:

We went out again tonight to a new restaurant and went to different stores to buy random trinkets. It was fun.

It’s sad because she wants to be really affectionate, hold hands, hug me, jump on me, etc. But she’s so scared to do so. When she does do it, she stops really abruptly.

You could call her all the time for intellectual stimulus, but nail the twin every once in a while.

It’s not cheating if the other girl looks the same.

I think her twin has a thing for me. We met briefly and she was too overly friendly.

I’m pretty sure it’s just because this one has me chasing after her and it’s the whole twin rivalry thing.

There’s no such thing as “too overly friendly” when it relates to hot twins.
I’m shocked you didn’t know that.

Also, the dark haired one looks like she may be trouble. You should do her and then tell the twins that it was a pity-shag, 'cause you didn’t want her to feel left out.

It will show your caring side.

I’m cool, the dark haired one is 15.

It’s not incest if it’s with twins.

Funny thing, we went to the shooting range today and as we approached the building, there was a sign that said, “Please put all weapons and goods in locked storage before entering building.”

So I told her to zip up her jacket. She blushed and then hit me. It was funny.

I told you she looked like trouble…

And another thread turns criminal.

AS AN AUSTRALIAN, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE, RITE?

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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GET IT? BECAUSE YOU’RE FROM AUSTRALIA, A PLACE WHERE CRIMINALS FOUNDED THE COUNTRY? GET IT?

Ha. Ha.

Ha.

Ok but seriously. I don’t know what you’re talking about.