Soda Popinski vs. Kyle Reese
Joe Pesci vs. The Yellow Power Ranger
BioHazard from Battlebots vs. The Monkey Fighter from Bloodsport
Bill Nye vs. Rick Moranis
John Wayne Bobbit vs. Tiptup from Diddy Kong Racing
Saddam Hussein vs. Fred Astaire
Deebo vs. Ivan Ooze
The father from the Wonder Years vs. Fartman
The Death Star vs. OJ Simpson
Ingemar Johansson vs. Bruce Lee
Sycho Sid vs. Salvador Dali
Alexander the Great v. Hitler
[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2719851]Who do you think would win? Ueshiba has teh real aiki!!1! but Bas Rutten has some ultimate cage fighting or something like that[/QUOTE]
I’m predicting Rutten, by TKO with a “dingity dangity Daaaang” in the third.
I give it to Rutten because he shows a greater dedication to ultimate victory. While Ueshiba could flip many alcolytes at a time with his magic koolaid pants, he never advocated hiding a bottle of hot sauce in an unconcious man’s butthole as a legitimate fight tactic.
That move is all Bas!
Mike Tyson vs Balrog from Street Fighter!
The Dali Lama vs. Ghandi
Tenzing Norgay vs Edmond Hillary
The Johnas Brothers vs. Hansen
Spice Girls vs. Pussycat Dolls
Teddy Rossevelt vs. Sasquatch
Bob Fosse vs. Bob Barker
Friedrick Nietzsche vs. His Mother
Jean Paul Sarte vs Stephenie Meyer
Lord Byron vs. Oscar Wilde
General Toho vs. Adult Humbolt Squid
Hanibal Barka vs Nancy Pelosi
ICP vs NKOTB
NKOTB vs. Industrial Threshing Machine
Jayna Oso, Naudia Nice, Katsumi, Tyla Wynn, Annette Swarz, Marie Luv and Hillary Scott vs. MY VIAGRA BONER
[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;2719864]I’m predicting Rutten, by TKO with a “dingity dangity Daaaang” in the third.
I give it to Rutten because he shows a greater dedication to ultimate victory. While Ueshiba could flip many alcolytes at a time with his magic koolaid pants, he never advocated hiding a bottle of hot sauce in an unconcious man’s butthole as a legitimate fight tactic.
That move is all Bas![/QUOTE]
I forgot the superior tactics of El guapo!
Moar combats (fights are no-holds barred no gear, no time limits and to either death, tap out or KO)
Kimbo slice vs Justin bieber
King Mo vs a pack of feral dogs
Champion of UFC 666 vs Anderson silva
Marcos Ruas vs Mirko Cro cop
Selena gomez vs Chris Cyborg
Royce Gracie vs Gene Lebell
Mike Tyson vs a Gargoyle
Glaube Feitosa vs Ricky Martin
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ICP vs NKOTB
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Never thought I’d be rooting for New Kids on The Block.
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Jayna Oso, Naudia Nice, Katsumi, Tyla Wynn, Annette Swarz, Marie Luv and Hillary Scott vs. MY VIAGRA BONER[/QUOTE]
Yeah… still rooting for New Kids on The Block in that fight, too.
Teddy Roosevelt v. Andrew Jackson for the World Championship of US Presidents.
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Yeah… still rooting for New Kids on The Block in that fight, too.[/QUOTE]
In my “porn whore” fight everyone is a winner. BIG BIG WINNER!
[QUOTE=Neo Sigma;2719737]Silva would tear him apart standing before he ever got close enough to go for a takedown. GSP’s striking has gotten oddly stiff and robotic-looking since he started training with Freddie Roach, which would get him killed with Silva. Probably wouldn’t be as interesting a fight as it used to look like.[/QUOTE]
WTF? he started using his jab, that’s the only difference, he also utilized his distance, the stiffness can be attributed to injuries that plague him. Besides he hardly train with Freddy. Just like Anderson hardly train with him.
Putin vs Obama… now that’s a fight.
Obama has size and youth, Putin has Judo and being a fucking hard core Russian. Granted Obama will have like 6 months to prepare, but that should be an awesome fight.
[QUOTE=erezb;2720007]Putin vs Obama… now that’s a fight.
Obama has size and youth, Putin has Judo and being a fucking hard core Russian. Granted Obama will have like 6 months to prepare, but that should be an awesome fight.[/QUOTE]
Putin by submission in the first round
[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2720103]Putin by submission in the first round[/QUOTE]
first second.
[QUOTE=erezb;2720007]Obama has size and youth[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he’s a regular Brock Lesnar.
Also Putin can train with Fedor Emilianenko combined with his Training in Judo and KGB combatives its more than enough to choke the shit out of Obama
KGB had Sambo right?
Yes it was Sambo
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/oncesecret-kgb-martial-art-fights-for-global-recognition-1954008.html
Another point for Putin
They have Batman on their side
[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2720232]Also Putin can train with Fedor Emilianenko combined with his Training in Judo and KGB combatives its more than enough to choke the shit out of Obama
KGB had Sambo right?
Yes it was Sambo[/QUOTE]
Putin holds a SIXTH dan in judo and has won championships in both Judo and Sambo.
He’s not just a player, he’s the darn club president and he even wrote the book in the loby!
http://www.budovideos.com/shop/customer/product.php?productid=18545&utm_source=gfeed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=GoogleProductFeed&gclid=CIW02eeaorICFYdxQgodJTkAnQ
Obama does what? Jogging? The occasional game of H.O.R.S.E.?
Obama would get dropped on his big ol’ head in that match.
[QUOTE=erezb;2720007]Putin vs Obama… now that’s a fight.
Obama has size and youth, Putin has Judo and being a fucking hard core Russian. Granted Obama will have like 6 months to prepare, but that should be an awesome fight.[/QUOTE]Obama better stick to basketball and we obviously define youth and awesome differently.
51 vs 58? No real youth advantage.
Childhood TKD/Honorary BB vs Sambo and 6thDan Judo? Not awesome.
Psssh, the POTUS has great form at Sandy’s.
[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2720259]Psssh, the POTUS has great form at Sandy’s.
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He is trully magnificent…
