Chuck Norris is both blessed and cursed with the ability to destroy anything by merely by looking at it. To prevent this from happening, Chuck personally removed his eyes and now uses Bob Saget as the stick blind persons use to locate objects in their path. He can also use incredibly high pitched Karate screams as sonar.
Chuck Norris will become president in the year 2008 after he beats every member of the electoral college in a 537 to 1 caged death match.
will this ever end…?!
Chuck Norris touches me at night…
Sure dont look like it.
Is everything that website says so great that you really need to make a seperate post for each one?
Your dad is che gueverra.
Your mom is Helen Keller!
Chuck Norris was working out in the gym with one of his daughter-in-laws. In an attempt to impress Norris, she started to train really hard. When she asked Chuck if he was impressed, he replied with “Weights don’t hit back” and broke her neck with a roundhouse.
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In all seriousness, A&E did a biography episode on him the other night. BTW, I now refer to Walker, Texas Ranger as “Triple Spinning Heel Kick Theatre.”
“At one time, beard and muscle were living entities, and they begat chuck norris”
I love it.
I got chuck’s autobiography as a discounted hardback way back when, it was actually a pretty good read. Chuck norris is a good dude and I would buy him a beer even though it would be fiduciarialy ridiculous for me to purchase something inexpensive for a media personality with a large pool of financial resources.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Is everything that website says so great that you really need to make a seperate post for each one?
Yes.Now go to your room.
You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real mother!