Alphabet of the Bullshido Arts

Stop me if this has been done before.

A - Aikido - The ultimate grappling art, every well rounded martial artist has spent several years getting to know its intricacies, or he is an incomplete artist and is mocked at by others. The practitioners of this deadly art, like the model of male fitness - Steven Seagel, wear ceremonial dresses to fool their enemies and those who reach blackbelt level must register their hands as weapons at the local police precienct.

(it doesn’t have to be about MAs, but also about terms, like the str33t, katas, etc.)

no

Your feelings could get hurt.

B

Buttsechs

What you have (like it or not), when you lose a fight in teh streets.

C

Cage- Used for fighting and for locking up enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay, where this thread should be. Sorry. If it made it to “F” you know you were going to get “Fail” so I’m actually doing you a favor.

Kempo, I never thought I would laugh that hard at just the word “No”.

D

DUMBASS!!

What you had to be to start a thread like this!

A thread making fun of aikido? You’re fucking crazy man!

E

Enemy Combatants

The kind of people we keep in a a cage (see “C” for reference), because they are bad guys with horrible plans for the good, god-fearing people of the United States of America!

F

FAIL!

As in this thread, and likely the OP in many facets of his life.

Die, thread, die!

G=GAY!

H - hysterectomy. What I will give the OP with a rusty knife if he starts another similar thread.

I - I hate you.

j=jerk-off!

K
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TGJloVYqrM

L L-MO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdn8gQkHyHI

Is it wrong that I was turned on by that video?

It depends on wich one!
:help:

M maybe

Greatest video post ever. +rep