[QUOTE=ChriStriker;2602931]does anyone else live near LA and is going to be able to make it to this[/QUOTE]
I live in Boston, but through a freak occurrence of genetics, my scr0tum is pliable, and very-highly elastic. I can ship my undercarriage half the way to LA, without leaving town and forfeiting my gig obligations.
If you can make it to Flagstaff, Arizona (I’m broke so it’ll be freight) in two weeks, my nethers will be waiting. Meet me on the highest peak, and my taint will lock a RENC (Rear end naked choke) on you that will humble and shame your ancestors, and possibly render you imp0tent.
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DRNK
“is there nothing left to eat?..hey…ketchup!!”[B]
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Come alone though, if I so much as feel the draft of a single accomplice, or second, I'll elastic whiplash my scrote back here without pause. Taint a joke, I'm s3rious.