alex is a bastard to women

[billy_sol_hurok]

@Alex

im friends with almost everyone i meet

looks at thread title again

At least as long as he’s got a weenie, eh m8?

[alex]

hey i said almost besides it still worked so fuck youuuuu

[Axelton]

@Alex

for the record i would -never- put a picture of a girl im seeing on the internet without their express permission. that shit is wrong. it just reeks of sad “look at me im a dork and have to parade this girl around to my e-friends”

Yup that about sums up Sirc.

[colonelpong]

@Neildo

I assumed that. It’s still an odd colloquialism.

No stranger then “Getting shit faced” when you think about it

[billy_sol_hurok]

@Alex

hey i said almost besides it still worked so fuck youuuuu

Worked? You got the phone number/1 from someone who was smart enough to plead “sorta relationship.” Which will give her time to research your lil woman-hatin’ ass – news must get around awful fast in that itty bitty country of yours – and set you up for a proper comeuppence. What they lack in upper-body strength, they make for in guile.

OTOH, mebbe it just be steak and blowjobs day a little early! Sure, chicks love aggressive little sloppy-drunk sots who mash up a party by trying to pick fights with all and sundry . . .

snicker

/1 Have you verified yet that said number is actually hers?

[Abusivemelon]

@Alex

im putting it off a little, dont want to look clingy. even though i am MAD KEEN to jump her bones. was going to ask her round to a flatwarming this friday but im going into town with a girl who i met a year ago and never talked to who i asked out cos i was bored. so that might get complicated.

Good luck with that.

@Alex

for the record i would -never- put a picture of a girl im seeing on the internet without their express permission. that shit is wrong. it just reeks of sad “look at me im a dork and have to parade this girl around to my e-friends”

Yeah, never stopped Sirc for some reason…

[Abusivemelon]

@Axelton

Yup that about sums up Sirc.

DAMN YOU!

[alex]

@billy sol hurok

Worked? You got the phone number/1 from someone who was smart enough to plead “sorta relationship.” Which will give her time to research your lil woman-hatin’ ass – news must get around awful fast in that itty bitty country of yours – and set you up for a proper comeuppence. What they lack in upper-body strength, they make for in guile.

OTOH, mebbe it just be steak and blowjobs day a little early! Sure, chicks love aggressive little sloppy-drunk sots who mash up a party by trying to pick fights with all and sundry . . .

snicker

/1 Have you verified yet that said number is actually hers?

man someone sounds bitter… im friends with my ex. actually im friends with almost all my exes. that was one of the few nights where i was actually being an asshole, and shit it still worked. dont hate the player man, im sure theres some bucktooth whale in whatever hick state you live in for ya.

i verified it was hers by asking if her boyfriend appreciated her via txt- that was before she laughed and gave me her beer.

[Abusivemelon]

@Alex

man someone sounds bitter… im friends with my ex. actually im friends with almost all my exes. that was one of the few nights where i was actually being an asshole, and shit it still worked. dont hate the player man, im sure theres some bucktooth whale in whatever hick state you live in for ya.

Yeah she probably has an ugly friend who would be just perfect for him.