AIKIDO IS SUPREME

FOOLS!

You obviously don’t know the power of Aikido! My power! This one time me and my sensei were practicing new styles and trying to channel our key into fireballs or any physical manifestation of destruction and we accidentally channeled what we now call “The ultimate force” which only he and I can weild. The murderous move Ryo Tedori not only send shock waves through a masters body but also depletes the life force of all of the students of that discipline. We have uncovered a secret. A dark terrible secret that only we can weild. Master Todd and I can rip the ki out of an entire discipline and like Blade add it to our own.

This one day these three Brazilian jo jetsu guys came into our dojo and challenged us. We were outnumbered because I am the only student of Master Todd so already things were bull. Todd and I used our Ryo Tedori technique on the first two guys and stole their life force. The other guy was already so depeleted that he walked away without even a fight! Ha! Brazillian ju jetsu is worthless and is only for little kids, babies, women, little girls, baby girls, women, and little stupid kids.

chrono… is that you

FINALLY

Thank God, this forum has background music I can get behind. And, I think, completely apropos. I don’t know what genius made the decision but you have my thanks.

GE

idiot! don’t mar the name of aikido with your stupidity! o’sensai would kill you for such undiciplined banter