Adventures in the city, an abridged version.

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I was heading into West End when I decided to cry about the Daniel Morcombe case. I quickly availed to a herbalist who gave me mugwort. I then decided to do my banking.

As I turned around, I saw my eldest brother standing there with an unhappy scowl on his face. I said “Ah, there you are!” “He said there YOU are” angrily. He said “Come to my place” angrily. I said, “Sure”!

He said “Get in the fucking car” I said “Sure thing, little man” (he’s 170cm).

He then goes off at me about support workers etc etc.

Upon reaching his house, he rolls down the security doors in the living room after I greet my associates who’ll be getting me into disabled modelling and who have a copy of my film script. Believing myself trapped, I argue against false imprisonment and ask to be released. He says I can leave any time I want.
I say “fine”. He then says I have to wait for my support workers (contradiction).

My two support workers turn up. One is a Maori the other is a Christian. Nothing wrong with either, but I digress.

A private matter involving one of my counsellours wanting my hot twisted body degenerates into me jumping up and yelling "you’re a disgrace to your tribe (at the Maori) you’re a false Christian (at the Christian) and you’re ruining the family (at my brother). Unable to take any more of his bullshit I run at him and do an almighty crapple, using my superior reach to choke him before he nearly reaches my eyes so I armlock him.

To cut a long story short I leave nodding and saying “I love you Matt and will make you lots of money” He has a big grin across his face.

I make it into the city where I am in the middle of enquiring about a missing friend of mine when a shortarse cop barges in, attempts to grab me and I get forced out. I then am walked to a bar where the thug barman throws me out for wearing my modified shoes.

By this time I’m pretty scared and pissed off so I get some Germans to roll me a mugwort cigarette before finding a school student to walk me to police HQ. He does so and I sit down and chew mugwort until a cop arrives. I fill out my report and leave for some Hare Krishna food before getting stranded, trimming myself a stick as a weapon and getting a taxi home.

I say I pretty much PWN everyone on Bullshido.

Make me a mod please.

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what the fuck are you on about?

is that a pic of you in your avatar?

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I say I pretty much PWN everyone on Bullshido.

Make me a mod please.

Pray tell then, why is this in the Armory? Are you that disable that you can’t even read properly? Real forums are not to be trolled you retarded gimp.

Also, it’s spelled “inquiring,” you psuedo-intellectual faggot. Sometimes, I wish, I just wish that Germany would’ve done a better job peppering your God Forsaken country with their air raids. Maybe they could’ve gotten your great-grandfather before he went off and bred with that half-walrus, half-Orca beast you call your mother, that produced the mangled, gnarled defective, over-compensating bag of DNA that you are.

You’re everything I never want to be. I love being athletic and able to do simple things like walk that you can’t. And yes, motherfucker, I take that shit for granted and I love it.

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That’s funny. I walked about 7km today.
John Joe, that’s me about 2 years ago.

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Wow, ANOTHER Englishman who can’t speak English!

Those Vikings just couldn’t kill enough of you crazy critters. :byewhore:

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Doesn’t change the fact that you’re posting this in the Armory when it has 0 to do with weaponry or anything else really. This belongs in CTC.

That’s funny. I walked about 7km today.
John Joe, that’s me about 2 years ago.

That’s because you’re a cripple and it’s not so much walking as you are hobbling and spastically moving about. It’s also because you’re unfit to enjoy the niceties of driving. You lose again.

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I’m gonna go ahead and quote this for posterity’s sake.

Also, please respond about the “inquiring” mishap where you spell that wrong.

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He’s much more pathetic and needy now.

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It deserves it. I’m like a deranged Australian John Keats.

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So successfully defending myself on the almighty STR33T, smoking mugwort and making myself a legal weapon out of something most people throw in the wheelie bin makes me needy?

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Oh and one of my counsellours was hot for me.

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WHY IS THIS SHIT THREAD IN THE ARMORY? WHY DID YOU POST THIS IN THE ARMORY?

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Because I’m tired.

Mods, please move the thread and smack Mega’s bottom.

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Sounds fair to me.

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No, posting random crap constantly to get attention,

and seeing how bizarre you can make your life seem is needy.

Nobody believes this,

not even you.
:thefinger

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[size=10]LLL AND THE ARMORY ARE 3 FORUMS APART AND ON MY 22" MONITOR THEY BARELY FIT TOGETHER IN THE SAME SCREEN. IT’S 5AM HERE, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE YOU USELESS BAG OF SHIT.

WHY DID YOU SPELL INQUIRING WRONG? [/SIZE]

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Trollshido Plz.

as usual…

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You’re calling me a liar.

I hope you have yourself a good surgeon.

P.S. Your life must be really boring.

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I’m currently making $51.65/hr U.S. to harrass you.

At that rate I can afford to abuse you all day long.

(or at least until 4:30)

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I’ll be making a lot of money after that (with go like no other games)