Yeah, ninjas.
San Antonio is the best city in America.
What you drinking? You doing the river walk?
San Antonio is awesome, especially in April through June.
Nah…lounging poolside with something made up of vodka, passionfruit, & fresca. Poured for myself. Fuck Baltimore. This weather is perfect.
As I have said time and again, I don’t understand how a motherfucker can be drunk and posting on the fucking internet. Not because it is physically impossible or anything, since I’ve met motherfuckers that could solve the schrodinger equation for movement of a tennis ball across a court (maybe no that exactly, but you get the fucking point) while drunk. But because the internet is fucking boring compared to the shit you can do while drunk.
I’m actually surprised no one posts on the internet while fucking. I will do that at some point. Thread will be titled “Balls deep in some pussehhhh, one hand on the boob, other hand on the keyboard/smartphone”. The internet will feel my awesomeness.
Hey Dorkus Malorkus, i’m here in Austin until the end of the month.
Got my own Drunken thread of shame, vomited forth onto Trollshido, buried here.
Tom was kind enough to clean up my mess and not chastise me to harshly…