12th level ranger. Possibly a half-elf.
Is kempo hair for disguising elven features? enquiring minds want to know.
Elven ancestry = improved dexterity & mullet.
Come on guys I think we’re onto something:-
Enchated Longsword +2. Double damage vs. goblinoids.
Kempo isn’t just a martial art. It’s a mystical quest.
For maidens, treasure and the search to reconnect with one’s elven ancestry.
OMG OMG, Elvis.
Elvish?
The wood-folk have fooled us by hiding something in plain site.
Aww come on man, I was just having a little fun.
hahaha
You really have a thing for Larry Tatum, don’t you?
Who wouldn’t?! Talk about sexah!
What’s not to like?
It’s ok…you can admit it…you’re jealous of the mullet.
No. the fearsome stickwork. I mean come on. If you want sticks, you train EPAK. Everyone knows that.
I saw it in the movie, therefore it must be true!