And sees a Wing Chun guy and an RBSD guy sitting at the bar together. The WC guy tries to sell him his latest book. The RBSD guy tries to sell him a DVD. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink
I forget how the rest of that goes
BRILLIANT!
A bjj guy walks into a bar and sees a Wing Chun guy and an RBSD guy sitting at the bar together. The WC guy tries to sell him his latest book. The RBSD guy tries to sell him a DVD. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. “Coffee, so these two fucks can wake up and smell it.”
A BJJ guy walks into a bar and sees a Wing Chun guy and an RBSD guy sitting at the bar together. He realizes that they, like ggboxer aren’t worth his time and leaves.
This stupid fuckstick walks into an internet forum. He says hi my name is ggboxer.
Sorry people, I am hungover, thats all I got today.
Sounds about right . Fuck people .
The Wing Chun guy says “hey I know this guy named ggboxer sitting at the end of the bar who likes to be anally raped”. The RBSD guy says “I’ve got some roofies”. They all buy ggboxer a drink.
ggboxer wakes up in a dumpster with a headache and an asshole the size of Montana. He says “I forget how the rest of that went”.
LMFAO, THATS what I was looking for.
+15 rep
-The BJJ guy asks for a drink in a plastic cup.
-The Wing Chun guy and RBSD guy wouldn’t have walked into a bar because they know how to handle themselves on the street.
A BJJ guy walks into a bar…
Ouch!
A) What did the deaf, blind and mute girl get for Christmas?
B) Cancer.
Why did she fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
just for bjjislife, if he’s still reading around–
a) what sucks?
b) aikido.
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…BJJ guy walks into the bar and notices the RBSD and WC guys are both drinking Kool-Aid.
The WC and RSBD guys take the BJJ guy into the bathroom. When they come out the BJJ guy is laughing his ass off.
The next night, the same BJJ guy comes in to the bar, and the WC and RSBD guys take him into the bathroom. When they come out, the BJJ guy is again laughing his ass off.
On the third night, the BJJ guy comes into the bar, and the WC and RSBD guys take him into the bathroom. When they come out, the WC and RSBD guys are crying, pay their tab and leave.
The bartender asks, “ok BJJ guy what the fuck is going on?”
BJJ guy answers “The first night they took me into the bathroom and said the WC guy had a bigger dick than me. The second night they told me that both their dicks combined were bigger than mine. Tonight I pulled down my pants.”
Thread Won
Is it possible to win a thread that fails at being a thread?
Well apparently it is.