Ok so the situation is 6 men are about to attack you…
You cannot run off … you have to fight…
What should you do first
my first action is to take a giant crap on this thread.
I would start doing a kata with lots of yells.
Why are you looking for that perfect fantasy scenario where it’s okay to give yourself permission to go berserk and try out all that super duper cool shit you’ve been learning?
Why not take this incredibily stupid question to its logical extreme: What do you do if you are walking down a dark, blind alley with twenty dollar bills hanging out of your pockets and you are jumped by 27 Uzi wielding Ninjas?
Grow up.
Pull my cutlass of course!
I can’t run off?? Am I chained to the fucking wall or something?
How about I push you into the closest thug and then I take off?
turtle
6 men are gonna start on me?
Naughty, naughty little boy…
Last time, I just dropped to a fetal position and cried.
Yelling, “Not the Face, Not the Face!” makes things worse because it reminds them to kick you in the face.
When I first hit this thread I thought I’d totally wasted a small part of my life and could never get it back.
MaverickZ, thank you, thank you, thank you.