5 classifications of douchbaggery

I found this in a google search

http://www.cracked.com/article_15822_5-douchebag-behaviors-explained-by-science.html

and I was wondering if we could make like a list… maybe a more complete list… and then we can say that you are #x on the douchbag list.

If we could accompany that with a list of false arguments etc then we could deflect the douch with the douch simply by saying something like: you are #x on the douch list and you are using bullshidoka argument #y we have heard this before… plz die:)

would this be a good way to annoy assholes dropping shit piles in our forum?

^you are the asshole dropping shit piles on OUR forum

Our forum???

Here let me put this in YOUR forum.

hmm I still think this is a good idea… regardless of how much of an asshole I am:D