2-year old has become the youngest person in Leicester to win a martial arts ranking

KARATE KID ISAAC IS A PROPER LITTLE BELTER!

BY NADEEM HANIF

10:30 - 01 May 2007

Meet the real karate kid. Two-year-old Isaac Hill has become the youngest person in Leicester to win a martial arts ranking.

Isaac is barely out of nappies but can already punch and karate kick his way around a class with children years older than him.

The pint-sized pupil has already moved from the beginners’ white belt standard to the first grading of white belt with red stripe in just three months of training.

Proud dad Andrew Hill, of Featherstone Drive, Eyres Monsell, said his baby Bruce Lee always looks forward to his classes.

He said: "It’s a real achievement for him because he was 13 weeks premature after being born through IVF.

"He has had to have a real fighting spirit to come through what he already has at such a young age.

"Although he is only two you can tell there is a determination about him.

“I decided to take him along because I thought it would be a good way of him using some of his energy.”

Isaac chops through a 30-minute session every Friday at Shane Varney’s Karate School in South Wigston, which his 20-year-old sister Pagan also attends.

Mr Hill said: “The instructors are very patient with him because at his age he likes to do different things.”

Shane, who runs the karate school, said he was delighted with the speed of Isaac’s progress.

He said most martial arts schools did not have children under three taking part and he believed Isaac was the youngest child to be given a grading in Leicester.

Isaac has been involved in the school’s Lil’ Dragons sessions with other young children.

Shane said: "To complete the grading candidates have to complete a series of moves over 30 minutes.

“It takes a lot of concentration but we took into account Isaac’s age.”

“Everyone is really impressed with how he has been getting on and although it is far too early to say how good he will be, he is showing a lot of potential.”

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Aww how cute!!!
They named their daughter Pagan!?

  1. Two!? FUCKING TWO!?

Sorry.

What’s next? How about a fetus that becomes a kata Grand Champion? Wouldn’t that be just dandy!?!

My sperm can win 1st Place at the Long Beach Internationals Showmanship division.

waaaaaaaaaaay to young.

I really hope that isn’t real.

Thats just stupid.

Also,

his sisters name is Pagan. Thats funny too

i’ve heard tales of your powerful sperm, Whorian.

like the one where you beat off… and then there was a kid there the next day.

impressive.

I understand his secret. His testicles are so rank that the sperm go into hyperdrive to try and GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE as quickly as possible. Some break the sound barrier.

This is whorian flogging:

:beatdead:

Vagina says “what?”

he says you’ve got a SONIC BOOM! ejaculation.

Whenever there’s one of these “youngest ever kid earns MA grade” stories, it’s always the kid’s dad that runs the school.

Strange… but true.:biblethum

Jeez. My two year old still thinks it’s fun to put a bucket on his head and pick his nose. Oh wait - THAT’S WHAT TWO YEAR OLDS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!!

I don’t know about any of you other parents out there, but how wise is it to teach a kid that age how to actually fight? I mean, my guy can do some damage to his sister just with a normal toddler temper, a fast right hand, and a preference for hair pulling and biting. I am not thinking it would be a good idea to add to his repetoire with some martial arts training!

Yep. The master at my school’s son is 10 or something and is a 3rd degree black belt… the “youngest 3rd poom in the franchise!!!1111111.” Sure, the kid’s good, but not 3rd degree material, and he doesn’t even like TKD.

i completely agree w/ you there, AeroChick. 2 yr olds don’t even have the mental capacity to understand what’s right and what’s wrong yet. they don’t have the discipline to learn MA… and it’ll be forgotten pretty quick, because at that age, it’s “out of sight, out of mind.”

They’re not. They’re teaching him McDojo Karate. Your toddler’s NHB style is vastly superior; you should consider sending him off to Karate school to reduce his capacity to hurt people.

LOL! Yeah, his daddy is proud. He’s a natural grappler - I used to have to stack him to get his diaper changed.

I just shot hot coffee out my nose reading that! Excellent!

It is… the place is a couple of miles up the road from me.

Born through IVF? Needs the exercise.

2 years old…

Reminds me of the fully grown English journalist who had about a week’s Donga training and fought a 10 year old goat herder. Goat herder PWNS.

2?! TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD?

My nephew once broke up what he thought was a fight between one of my older brothers and myself by ripping at my clothes and ultimately getting hold of my 'nads. He is a brawny little fucker and it HURT!

I’ll send my four year old nephew for a throwdown with this kid. He bites, groinkicks etc. He too is very small and prefers veggies. Monastic.