http://www.theolympian.com/2011/05/06/1643002/girls-karate-skills-overpower.html
Short version: 40-year-old man attacks 16-year-old girl walking alone in the woods. Man loses.
Bad Ass of the Month Nomination.
Do you want KARATE!?
Stark, 40, was convicted of indecent liberties in 1997 and has seven convictions for failure to register as a sex offender. His victim in the 1997 case was a 66-year-old woman, according to Washington’s sex-offender registry.
I this guy sees the light of day before he’s 80, some judge should be shot. Pending conviction of course.
“The father of a 16-year-old girl who fought off an attacker Thursday said he thinks the karate lessons she had been taking for about a month helped her defend herself.”
Steven segal will still claim credit for it.
I found her instructor’s school, which also teaches Muay Thai and MMA. Given the girl’s aspirations of fighting, I’m wondering those weren’t more of a help than the karate.
http://www.bjohnsonkarate.com/
[QUOTE=TheMightyMcClaw;2545211]I found her instructor’s school, which also teaches Muay Thai and MMA. Given the girl’s aspirations of fighting, I’m wondering those weren’t more of a help than the karate.
http://www.bjohnsonkarate.com/[/QUOTE]
they were several groin kicks and a soccerkick to the head of a downed opponent.
I think we can give karate as much credit as the ancillary “MT/MMA” training she may have been exposed to in that month’s time.
[QUOTE=Snake Plissken;2545307]they were several groin kicks and a soccerkick to the head of a downed opponent.
I think we can give karate as much credit as the ancillary “MT/MMA” training she may have been exposed to in that month’s time.[/QUOTE]
No, Plissken.
Karate is a traditional martial art, and we all know those suck and never work.
Muay Thai and MMA are combat sports, and we all know they are awesome and always work.
So anything that works is MMA and anything that doesn’t work is TMA.
Her stuff worked, so it was MMA.
[QUOTE=Vince Tortelli;2545388]No, Plissken.
Karate is a traditional martial art, and we all know those suck and never work.
Muay Thai and MMA are combat sports, and we all know they are awesome and always work.
So anything that works is MMA and anything that doesn’t work is TMA.
Her stuff worked, so it was MMA.[/QUOTE]
:hangs head in shame:
:goes to burn gi:
:drives to Kohls and purchases large quantities of TapouT:
[QUOTE=Snake Plissken;2545394]:hangs head in shame:
:goes to burn gi:
:drives to Kohls and purchases large quantities of TapouT:[/QUOTE]
I wonder if Buddha felt the way I feel right now all the time.
[QUOTE=Vince Tortelli;2545398]I wonder if Buddha felt the way I feel right now all the time.[/QUOTE]
ask Der Auslander.
Buddha feels nothing.
Because he’s dead?
listen you two fucksticks, just wait for Der to grace this thread and tell you how the Buddha feels, until then just know his ethereal finger hovers above the “infraction” button, ready to drop the red hammer at any given time.
consider yourselves infracted until he does so otherwise
[QUOTE=Snake Plissken;2545434]listen you two fucksticks, just wait for Der to grace this thread and tell you how the Buddha feels, until then just know his ethereal finger hovers above the “infraction” button, ready to drop the red hammer at any given time.
consider yourselves infracted until he does so otherwise[/QUOTE]
Everything I don’t know about Zen I didn’t learn from Der.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2545438]Everything I don’t know about Zen I didn’t learn from Der.[/QUOTE]
this may or may not be an insult.
until it is determined to the contrary, it is an insult and consider yourself infracted until such otherwise decided.
[QUOTE=Snake Plissken;2545448]this may or may not be an insult.
until it is determined to the contrary, it is an insult and consider yourself infracted until such otherwise decided.[/QUOTE]
Ah that explains all these active Der infractions. They were not for the past, they were for my future.
Are you two talking about Zen or quantum physcics?
OR IS IT BOTH!?!
:my mind/blown:
[QUOTE=TheMightyMcClaw;2545211]I found her instructor’s school, which also teaches Muay Thai and MMA. Given the girl’s aspirations of fighting, I’m wondering those weren’t more of a help than the karate.
http://www.bjohnsonkarate.com/[/QUOTE]
It’s a well-known fact that if you take karate lessons in a school that houses MT/MMA you wind up learning MT/MMA by osmosis. (I’m going to work towards getting my BJJ black belt in the same manner.)